NOW YOU CAN'T EVEN TRUST THE GOVERNMENT

-- "Toronto Police said investigators first received information back in July about 'fraudulent' vehicle transfers happening at ServiceOntario locations. Winkle Lejarde, 43, of Toronto has been arrested and is facing nearly 100 criminal charges in connection with an auto-fraud investigation in Toronto. Kris Kattick, 34, is facing 95 charges, including 17 counts of uttering a forged document and eight counts of fraud over $5,000." --

It gets better...

-- "Halton Regional Police Service have arrested a group of individuals tied to a string of auto thefts across the Greater Toronto Area valued at more than $3 million." --