WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW...

-- "Durham Regional Police said a 37-year-old man is fighting for his life in hospital following a shooting at Summit and Cedar Grove drives in Caesarea in Scugog Township early Saturday morning. Police said they do not have any information about the suspect." --

No gun... no problem...

-- "Peel police have taken a woman into custody following a stabbing in Mississauga that sent a man to the hospital Saturday afternoon." --

And...

A man suffered serious injuries following a stabbing at John and Richmond streets in the city’s Entertainment District Saturday evening.