THIS PROMISES TO BE AN INTERESTING MATCHUP

-- "Rep. Ronny Jackson, former White House doctor for the Bush, Obama, and Trump administrations stated in an interview, 'I’m gonna be demanding on behalf of many millions of concerned Americans right now that Biden submit to a drug test before and after this debate, specifically looking for performance-enhancing drugs.'" --

The Bee, as usual... nails this one to Slow Joe's forehead...

"George, you're wrong about lime JELL-O. Nobody likes it," Trump said as he argued with a 94-year-old dementia patient who claims to be constantly observed by Russian spies. "It doesn't taste good! Everyone's telling me all the time how much they hate it and you're telling me they should serve it every day? On DAY ONE I will ban lime JELL-O."