THE GENIUSES TEARING THE COUNTRY APART...

-- "Asked if there was 'something NYU is doing,' the student meekly replied: 'I really don’t know, I’m pretty sure they are...' She then turned to her friend and asked, 'Do you know what NYU is doing here?' The friend, who was wearing a face mask, then bluntly asked: 'About what?'" --

Meanwhile... back on the left coast...

-- "The University of Southern California announced its campus will remain closed 'until further notice' following a large anti-Israel protest on Wednesday that ended with 93 arrested." --

Don't mess with Texas...

-- "'Our rules matter and they will be enforced,' University of Texas at Austin President Jay Hartzell said in a lengthy statement that recognized that there was 'a lot of emotion surrounding these events.' Hartzell unequivocally defended his decision to shut down an anti-Israel protest on campus, where more than 30 people were arrested." --

Oh... it gets better...

-- "Video of a drag queen in Massachusetts leading a group of young kids to chant 'Free Palestine' has sparked fierce backlash — with some calling it 'indoctrination that is 'wrong on every level.'" --