LET'S STOP PRETENDING THERE'S ACTUALLY SUCH A THING AS A 'LIFE SENTENCE'...

...AND BRING BACK THE NOOSE...

-- "Melissa Todorovic, who pressured her boyfriend into killing his teenage ex, 14-year-old Stefanie Rengel and was sentenced to life in prison in 2009, will be allowed to leave prison for weeks at a time." --

It gets better...

-- "In 2018, Todorovic was granted six months of day parole, but she was brought back to prison early after the parole board found she was involved in a secret love triangle." --

What could possibly go wrong, huh?