COME FOR THE PEARLS... STAY FOR THE PENETRATING TRAUMA

-- "One person has been rushed to a trauma centre in life-threatening condition after they were stabbed at Avenue Road and Davenport Road on Wednesday night, Toronto Police said. There is no suspect information at this time." --

But wait... there's more...

-- "When Toronto Police Officers arrived at Victoria Park & Danforth avenues, they located a woman with a stab wound in life-threatening condition, Toronto Paramedics say." --

Relax... it's all gonna be fine.