-- "The 'Safer Snorting Kits,' which included 'straws and wallet-sized cards for cutting powder into snortable lines,' were distributed to students in the Cowichan Valley school district in Victoria, BC." --IT GETS BETTER... BY WHICH I MEAN WORSE...
-- "Students also allegedly received a booklet titled, 'Staying Safe When You're Snorting' which gives tips on having safe sexual intercourse while high." --