WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

NOT THE CANADA i REMEMBER...

-- "New details have emerged on the motive behind a shooting on a quiet residential street in Schomberg, Ont. that left an dog walker with serious injuries. The investigation has since revealed that this was actually a targeted shooting but the victim was not the intended target." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Police are investigating after a man walked into a police station in Oshawa with a stab wound." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested Olayiwola Adeyemi, 34, who allegedly followed multiple women near Bloor and Bathurst streets over the weekend, attacking one of them. Adeyemi was found to be in possession of knives and tools consistent with the use in break-and-enters at the time." --