PRESIDENT HOUSEPLANT SAYS HE'LL DO IT AGAIN!

-- "Eighty-year-old Democrat Joe Biden officially confirmed on Tuesday morning that he will be seeking a second term as President of the United States despite the vast majority of Americans believing that he should not run again. Biden would be 86 by the end of a potential second term in the White House." --

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE...

-- "Minutes after Biden's administration announced that the mostly dead President would be running again in 2024, Vice President Harris also announced her campaign to definitely become President at some point over the next 4 to 5 years." --

KENNEDY SAYS... DNC LOCKING IT UP FOR SLOW JOE

-- "'The Democrat National Committee, at this point, has taken the official position that there will be no debate, and I think that’s unfortunate… I think what the DNC did to New Hampshire is also unfortunate.'" --