NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TODAY...

-- "An armed 86-year-old man in California is being hailed as a hero by his neighbor after he shot her schizophrenic son who tried to attack her with a large shovel. The man shot and killed the attacker, according to 17 News." --

BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE...

-- "An armed homeowner in Bethlehem Township, Pennsylvania took on four home invasion suspects, Millito Delgado, 45, Michael Matas, 29, Francis Ferrando, 23, and Anthony Santiago, 29, opening fire and sending two to the hospital, local authorities say." --