THE GUNS THAT JUSTIN TRUDEAU DECIDED TO OVERLOOK

WHEN YOU PRETEND LEGAL, REGISTERED GUNS ARE THE PROBLEM...

-- "A man is dead and another man remains at a trauma centre after an overnight shooting outside the Canvas Art Bar, on Lakeshore Road East in Port Credit. A vehicle was seen fleeing the scene, according to police. No suspect or vehicle description has been released." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

Waterloo Regional Police said witnesses saw a man (described as a brown male, about five feet 10 inches to six feet tall) in the area pulled out a firearm then tucked the weapon back into his waistband and continued walking. Police said no threats were uttered by the suspect."

MEANWHILE BACK IN THE WILD, WILD WEST...

-- "Calgary man Telal Fouani, 47, who survived a brazen daytime shooting that left his wife dead has pleaded guilty to money laundering." --

Those darned 'Calgary' men.