SOME ROBBERS ARE MORE DESCRIBABLE THAN OTHERS

SMELL THAT 'PROFESSIONAL' WOKE JOURNALISM...

-- "Two female suspects armed with a knife robbed a pizza delivery driver of an undisclosed amount of cash. The first suspect is described as a white female with blonde hair, five foot six inches tall, wearing black pants, a black hoodie, and a black satchel. The second is described as a female in her 20s with black hair, approximately five foot tall, wearing a black hoodie, black pants, and a black mask." --