RIDE THE ROCKET... I DOUBLE-DAWG DARE YOU!

HOW LONG BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE GETS SET ON FIRE?

-- "It's alleged that a man grabbed a 15-year-old boy's eyeglasses, smashed them, and threw them back at the boy. He then approached another man, said to be in his 50s, and spat at him on the subway platform. Suspect is described as being in his mid-30s, around five-foot-seven and 170 pounds." --

IN OTHER TRANSIT MAYHEM...

-- "Toronto police are looking for a suspect who allegedly yelled racial slurs while chasing people with a sharp object at Kennedy subway station on Friday morning." --

AND AGAIN...

-- "Police say a man has been robbed at knifepoint at Coxwell Station." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "A Canada-wide warrant was issued for 27-year-old Hussein Ibrohim following the arrests of the three other suspects. He is described as five-feet-six inches tall and 150 lbs." --