THE UNFREEZABLE PEOPLE ARE IN THE NEWS AGAIN

-- "York Regional Police has seized a handgun, a loaded magazine and a large amount of cash and and charged Deh Jaughn Campbell, 29 of Toronto, with several offences including impaired driving after a traffic stop in Vaughan." --

YOUR TAX DOLLARS... HIS 'VERY SPECIAL' FRIENDS'...

-- "The Carousel Theatre for Young People in Vancouver is causing controversy by hosting a 'Junior Drag Camp' for children aged 7 to 11 and a 'Teen Drag Camp' for ages 12 to 17. The camps are taxpayer-funded by provincial, federal, and local governments. According to Government of Canada grant data, Carousel Theatre received almost $281,000 in federal funding since 2018." --

"ORILLIA MAN"

-- "Juan Rodriguez-Miranda, 59, was arrested on March 15 and charged with 11 counts of human trafficking of persons and 10 counts of material benefits in trafficking of persons." --

TODAY'S THE DAY I RESURRECT THE PHOENIX

-- "The legend behind the clock was that it was bought as a clock kit for my great-grandfather in the ‘80s. He was able to get it all together, but he passed away before he could get it fully running. So for 30 years it sat in that attic. It wasn’t until 3 years ago that I could try my hand at it, but being neither a clockmaker or horologist, I didn’t have much luck getting it to move longer than a couple minutes. But today I aim to change that!" --

RIDE THE ROCKET... I DOUBLE-DAWG DARE YOU!

HOW LONG BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE GETS SET ON FIRE?

-- "It's alleged that a man grabbed a 15-year-old boy's eyeglasses, smashed them, and threw them back at the boy. He then approached another man, said to be in his 50s, and spat at him on the subway platform. Suspect is described as being in his mid-30s, around five-foot-seven and 170 pounds." --

IN OTHER TRANSIT MAYHEM...

-- "Toronto police are looking for a suspect who allegedly yelled racial slurs while chasing people with a sharp object at Kennedy subway station on Friday morning." --

AND AGAIN...

-- "Police say a man has been robbed at knifepoint at Coxwell Station." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "A Canada-wide warrant was issued for 27-year-old Hussein Ibrohim following the arrests of the three other suspects. He is described as five-feet-six inches tall and 150 lbs." --

THE FIX IS IN... LIBERALS SHUT DOWN DEBATE ON FREE SPEECH

YOU SAY MARTIAL LAW LIKE ITS A BAD THING...

-- "Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre was ordered by the Commons Speaker to remove part of a video he put out on Twitter on Thursday accusing the Liberals of trying to close down debate on the online streaming bill." --

PELOSI SAYS TRUMP IS 'GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT'

STREAMLING THE JUSTICE SYSTEM...

-- "Tom Fitton, president of the right-wing watchdog group Judicial Watch, argued that Pelosi's tweet 'confirms' that Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s case against Trump is malicious. Pelosi confirms malicious political prosecution by suggesting Trump is guilty until proven innocent!'" --

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE...

-- "Democrats have urged citizens to remain calm and let the justice system do its work, reminding everyone that Trump is guilty until proven guilty." --

THE GUY WHO ISN'T BEING INDICTED...

-- "House Oversight Committee chair James Comer (R-KY) said Wednesday that he believes Biden family members received $1.3 million from a Chinese energy company in return for favors from President Joe Biden." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN TRUDEAU DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT

MY FIREARMS ARE ALL UPSTAIRS IN A GUN SAFE...

-- "One person is dead after a shooting in Oshawa near King Street West and Park Road on Thursday evening. Police said they do not have information on possible suspects." --

UPDATE:   Police identified the victim as Michael Nigris, 30.

-- "Sgt. Joanne Bortoluss said police have a description of the suspect: a male with slim build, wearing a dark hoodie sweater and dark pants." --

Those darned 'males' are at it again.

CATCH AND RELEASE KILLS

-- "A 22-year-old accused of fatally stabbing a teenager at Keele Station over the weekend was released on a probation order just weeks earlier, tied to a sexual assault charge, court documents show." --

I'M NOT SURE WHAT EXACTLY THE DIFFERENCE IS HERE...

...ACTUALLY I GUESS I AM...

-- "Mr. Trump will be the first former President to face criminal charges. The precise charges are not yet known, but the case is focused on a hush-money payment to a porn star during his 2016 campaign." --

HE WHIPPED OUT HIS PENIS AND A KNIFE...

...AND TRIED TO SLIT A WOMAN'S THROAT...

-- "The Coroner presiding over the inquest into Sammy Yatim's death ruled there is no evidence for James Forcillo's argument that the teen tried to cause his own death through a police interaction, and expert evidence on the theory will not be included in the proceeding." --

Yeah... don't get me started.

WHEN A HALF DOZEN MURDERS JUST ISN'T ENOUGH

-- "The Trans Radical Activist Network transgender activist group is planning a 'Trans Day of Vengeance' rally outside the US Supreme Court this Saturday — just days after mass shooter Audrey Hale slaughtered six people inside a Nashville school." --

APPARENTLY THE FIRST THREE ARE DEDUCTIBLE...

-- "How many 9 year-olds do you have to slaughter to have a proper 'Day of Vengeance?'" --

LET'S ASK PRESIDENT GRANDAD...

-- "President Biden issued an official proclamation declaring that transgender Americans 'shape our nation's soul' and established a holiday relating to the group this week." --

THE GREAT RESET IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "The British Columbia government unanimously passed an amendment to the province’s Vital Statistics Act Tuesday that allows gender self-identification for children as young as 12 years old." --

I say... 'Let's ask an expert.'

TORONTO MAN

-- "A suspect, Haoxiang Feng, 33, of Toronto is in custody and police are searching for another after a crash and armed carjacking near Bathurst Street and McClellan Drive in York Region on Tuesday." --

RIDE THE ROCKET... I DARE YOU...

FINDING NIMO...

-- "Toronto Police are looking for 29-year-old Nimo Umar Gayad, who allegedly assaulted two people on the TTC in separate incidents. She is wanted on nine charges, including three counts of assault, one count of assault with a weapon and one count of aggravated assault." --

BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE...

-- "One person has been injured in an altercation at Donlands subway station aboard a TTC subway train, Toronto police say. The suspect fled the scene, police said, and no description has been released." --

Not that bus routes are any safer. 

AND A LITTLE BIT MORE...

-- "Police said one person has been taken to hospital with serious injuries after a stabbing at Toronto’s York University. Officers said the suspect fled the scene." --

LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD

-- "How about the fact that the guy who’s the President right now can’t form a fucking sentence. He makes up words and stumbles through things and no one says a goddamn thing about it." --

IT GETS BETTER...

WASHINGTON -- "The White House declined to comment Wednesday on an IRS agent’s visit to journalist Matt Taibbi’s home on the same day that he testified to a House subcommittee investigating the “weaponization” of government." --

DEMOGRAPHIC WITH 40 PERCENT SUICIDE RATE SHOULDN'T OWN FIREARMS

IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE...

-- "Had the Nashville shooter's parents, or the shooter’s doctor, or anyone else taken legal action to have the shooter deemed 'mentally defective' under the law, she would not have been able to purchase the firearms used in the massacre." --

THE BIDEN PARTY REVEALS ITSELF AGAIN...

-- "Arizona Democratic Gov. Katie Hobbs' spokesperson has resigned amid controversy over a social media post suggesting violence posted hours after the deadly shooting at a Nashville school on Monday." --

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TODAY...

-- "Houston grandmother Keshondra Howard Turner fatally shot an 23-year-old man trying to rob her soul food truck at gunpoint – but his gun's trigger jammed, police said." --

WELL, THAT EXPLAINS A FEW THINGS

FROM OUR OVERFLOWING CULTURAL RELATIVITY FILE...

-- "Colombia's chief of police said he and other officers have used exorcism and prayer to tackle crime and the country's most powerful criminals, including drug cartel leader Pablo Escobar." --

'POST NATIONAL' CANADA HAS SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE

WHEN YOUR RELIGION REQUIRES YOU TO CARRY A WEAPON...

-- "A confrontation on the patio of a busy downtown Starbucks that ended with the stabbing death of Burnaby man Paul Stanley Schmidt started when the victim asked the suspect to not vape near his toddler, said the victim’s mother. Inderdeep Singh Gosal, 32, has been charged with second-degree murder." --

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME TO 2006

-- "A Quebec school board was wrong to tell a 12-year-old Sikh boy he could not wear his ceremonial dagger in the classroom, as his faith requires, Canada's top court ruled unanimously Thursday." --

ASSAULT WITH A FRIENDLY WEAPON

-- "A man has been jailed for tying up and stabbing his partner, but despite the repeat-abuser being sent to a male prison the UK police kept up the pretence he is a woman in their statement. Jade had previously been jailed for other offences, including rape in 1998 and another sexual crime in 2013." --

ANOTHER DAY... ANOTHER AKBAR...

-- "Two women have been stabbed to death at a Muslim religious centre in the Portuguese capital Lisbon. Officers asked the suspect to stop the attack, but he disobeyed and was shot." --

That's some 'Religion of Peace!' 

Some good news for a change... Belgium Masscre Plot disrupted.

DEAR ANTIFA...

-- "Park Rangers shot more than 20 poachers in 2015, thus killing more poachers than poachers killed rhinos for the year. Kaziranga National Park officials allow park rangers to 'shoot-on-sight' if they come across any of them." --

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

AN ESSAY FOR OUR TROUBLED TIMES...

-- "I will not mouth your slogans. I will not denounce on command. I am not your tool, and you are not my minder. I reject your social hectoring. I find abhorrent your authoritarian urges. I laugh at your disingenuous outrage. From me you will receive no apologies. I reject your premises entirely, and I hereby reclaim my time." --

ENOUGH SUCKASS 'POLITICAL CORRECTNESS'...

-- "The New York Times and USA Today complied with radical gender ideology by apologizing for correctly identifying the Nashville Christian School shooting suspect as a woman." --

WHEN SECONDS COUNT... THE COPS ARE ONLY FIVE HOURS AWAY

-- "The friend told the outlet she called the Nashville Davidson County Sheriff’s Office at 10:13 a.m. about the matter and was instructed to call Nashville’s non-emergency number. 'I called Nashville’s non-emergency line at 10:14 a.m. and was on hold for nearly seven minutes before speaking with someone who said that they would send an officer to my home. An officer did not come to my home until 3:29 p.m.,' Patton told the station." --

If only we had some kind of a warning.

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

HAS JUSTIN TRUDEAU ACTUALLY MADE THIS COUNTRY ANY SAFER?

-- "A Quebec provincial police officer, Sgt. Maureen Breau was killed while trying to arrest a man at a home in the province's Mauricie region Monday night. Breau and another officer were arresting the man at about 8:30 p.m. for uttering threats when he grabbed a knife and stabbed Breau. The 35-year-old male suspect was later shot and killed by other officers who arrived on the scene in Louiseville, Que." --

Cop-Killer should not have been on the streets...

Last year, a Mental Health Ttribunal made a decision allowing the man to continue to reside outside of a mental health institution, where he was previously detained, despite being warned that he was still 'a significant risk to public safety.'" --

FACE IT, LADY... IF YOUR KID IS A SPREE MURDERER... YOU FAILED HORRIBLY AS A PARENT

THOSE SOCIAL ACTIVISTS SURE LOVE TO RUN THEIR MOUTHS...

-- "Norma Hale, the mother of the Nashville school shooter who killed six people – including three 9-year-olds – appeared to be a gun control activist who once urged friends on Facebook to sign a petition calling to keep firearms out of schools." --

'Keep pushing!'  

ALL THE PRESIDENT'S LESBIANS...

-- "Sen. Tom Cotton, R-Ark., slammed White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre for placing blame on Republican lawmakers for the Covenant School shooting in Nashville, Tennessee, on Monday, when a 28-year-old transgender former student gunned down three 9-year-olds and three adults." --

KEELE SUBWAY KILLER WAS PART OF TORONTO 'CATCH & RELEASE'

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #12/2023...

-- "This, a detective close to the investigation told The Toronto Sun, 'is a full-on justice system failure. He’s currently out on numerous releases,' the police source said. 'Probation, prohibited, bail … name it, he’s been released on it.' O’Brien-Tobin is originally from the East Coast and was living on the streets of Toronto.” --

There have been at least four homicides on or directly outside TTC property over the last year.

IN JUSTIN'S 'POST-NATIONAL CANADA THE COURTS DONT MEAN SHIT...

...FOLKS SETTLE THEIR GRIEVANCES THE OLD WORLD WAY...

-- "For days, prosecutors say, Anh Chiem lay in wait for the Toronto litigation lawyer she blamed for all her legal and financial troubles. Chiem, 64, is on trial for the hit-and-run death of Scott Rosen in an underground parking garage as he left work on Dec. 18, 2020." --

AND THEY SAY TRUMP IS THE DANGEROUS ONE

CIVIL WAR 2.0... IT'S ALREADY HERE FOLKS...

-- "Wayne State University Liberal Arts Professor Steven Shaviro, was suspended with pay after writing on Facebook that it is 'more admirable to kill a right-wing speaker than it is to shout them down' on a college campus.'" --

DID FEMALE NASHVILLE SPREE MURDERER HAVE PRONOUN PROBLEMS?

TOO MUCH DRAG QUEEN STORY HOUR... NOT ENOUGH CHRISTIANITY...

-- "Audrey Hale was the 28-year-old suspect accused of fatally shooting three students and three adult staff members at The Covenant School in Nashville." --

BLAZINGCATFUR HAS MORE...

-- Unconfirmed* reports identify the Nashville shooter as 'Audrey Hale', a biological female that identifies as 'He/Him' on their LinkedIn" --

UPDATE: NASHVILLE CHILD-KILLER HAD IT ALL MAPPED OUT

-- "Metro Nashville Police Chief John Drake said a 'manifesto' and a map of the school grounds showing entrances had been found at Audrey Hale's home." --

VICTIMS IDENTIFIED...

-- "The victims were identified as students Evelyn Dieckhaus, Hallie Scruggs, and William Kinney, all aged 9, as well as head of school Katherine Koonce, 60, Cynthia Peak, 61, and Mike Hill, 61." --

PRESIDENT DANGERFIELD FAILS TO READ THE ROOM... AGAIN

-- "President Biden joked Monday that he only showed up to a White House event because he heard there would be ice cream — before addressing the horrific mass shooting that left six dead at a Nashville elementary school hours earlier." --

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES

SPEAKING OF GUNS JUSTIN CANT SEEM TO FREEZE...

-- "York Regional Police laid weapons charges against Trey Marong, 30, of Laval, Quebec, and the passenger, Alexis Wilson, 24, of Brampton, after a traffic stop in Vaughan. Officers seized a loaded handgun and a conducted energy device." --

THE WILD, WILD WEST...

-- "A carjacking at gunpoint in rural Caledon in the area of Chinguacousy Rd., north of King St., is being described by police as an 'isolated event.' Both suspects are described by OPP in Caledon as Black, wearing dark-coloured clothing, and over 6 feet tall." --

NERF THE WORLD

-- "George Will has a column today bout a magnet school in Philadelphia which, until very recently, was considered one of the top schools in the city and in the country. But like other top schools the Julia R. Masterman Laboratory and Demonstration School was deemed insufficiently diverse and in need of more equity." --

MY PRONOUNS ARE 'GUNS' AND 'AMMO'

Clarkson, N.Y. -- An Orleans County man, Daniel Seeler, 65, broke into a Clarkson daycare center, stole diapers and formula and left notes behind indicating he wanted to pretend to be a baby girl. Seeler is charged with burglary and petty larceny." --

Once again... it's funny because it's true.

WELL, NEVER MIND... IM SURE IT'S TOTALLY COINCIDENTAL

KEELE STREET YET AGAIN...

-- "Toronto Police say a man has been stabbed on board a TTC bus several blocks from where a teenager was fatally stabbed in Keele Station over the weekend. The suspect fled the scene and no suspect descriptions have been provided at this time." --

It's time to gear up folks.  

COULD'VE BEEN WORSE I GUESS...

SAO PAULO -- "A teacher in Brazil has died after a 13-year-old student stabbed her alongside three other teachers and two classmates." --

AND THERES THIS...

-- "Metro police reported that officers engaged the shooter, a woman believed to be in here teens, who is dead." --

CALL ME WHEN THE FIRST SHOVEL GOES IN THE GROUND

KAMLOOPS, B.C. -- "The federal government is contributing $12.5 million to the construction of a healing centre at the Tk’emlups te Secwepemc First Nation almost two years after the nation announced the discovery of 215 suspected unmarked graves near a former residential school." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN FORGOT TO FREEZE

NOT A BOB OR A FRED IN SIGHT...

-- "Peel Regional Police have charged 22-year-old Kendall Saunders of Nova Scotia with firearm-related offences after a traffic stop a search revealed a loaded handgun, a 26-round magazine and drugs during stunt driving enforcement." --

BEHOLD... THE NEW CALIPHATE ARISES

-- "This year, from March 23 to April 21, Muslims will celebrate their month of fasting, Ramadan. During this time, according to the migrant party SÖZ (Social Austria of the Future), the city of Vienna should decorate the streets in the heavily Islamized district of Favoriten with “appropriate decorations.'" --

ANOTHER DAY... ANOTHER FAUXCAHONTAS

-- "One of Hollywood’s leading Native American figures, Heather Rae, 56, who serves on the Academy of Motion Pictures’ Indigenous Alliance is being accused of faking her claims of Cherokee heritage. Rae and the producer’s reps did not return multiple messages seeking comment in response to the allegations, as well as her role in the Academy’s Indigenous Alliance." --

APPARENTLY, FREEZING LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS ISN'T SLOWING THINGS DOWN...

...WHAT ABOUT GOING AFTER ILLEGAL, UNREGISTERED GUNS INSTEAD?

-- "Hamilton Police are investigating the shooting that left 53-year-old Robert Barberstock dead Friday. Investigators are currently looking for three to four male suspects who were seen fleeing from the scene." --

Those darned males... again.  

UPDATE3: TORONTO HOMICIDE #11/2023

-- "In June 2020, when Fairview Mall murder victim Madar Hassan was 18 years old, he was charged in relation to an armed robbery and shooting in Peel Region. Hassan was also charged with shooting the victim in the leg." --

TORONTO HOMICIDE #12/2023

RIDE THE ROCKET... I DARE YOU!

-- "A male victim has died at St. Michael's hospital after being stabbed late Saturday night inside Keele Subway Station. Police are looking for one suspect who fled the scene. A description of that individual is not available at this time." --

So... Toronto City Council, in their infinite wisdom...  just pulled the 80 pay-duty Police Officers off subway patrol. I read they're replacing them with 'social workers' who will be kissing up to the mentally-ill folk who seem to be living on the TTC. 

Well, good luck with that, you dumbsticks.  How many more people have to die?  

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #12/2023

-- "On Sunday, Toronto police named the victim as 16-year-old Gabriel Magalhaes. Investigators said that Jordan O’Brien-Tobin, 22, had been arrested and charged with first-degree murder." --

LET'S USE THE TRUDEAU MODEL & 'FREEZE ALL PRESCRIPTION DRUG USE'

-- "Toronto updated its 14-month-old decriminalization request to the federal government Friday, clarifying it wants a Health Canada exemption to cover young people as well as adults, and all drugs for personal use." --

Maybe Toronto can be more like Manhattan. 

MORE POST-NATIONAL STATE...

-- "Although there were lost-in-translation moments, the thing you get from the migrants in Niagara Falls is they did not think of Roxham Rd. as an illegal passage but one they were encouraged to use." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "A 26-year-old man, Tyler Devarenne from Brampton has been charged in connection with a firearm investigation, Peel Regional Police say. At the time of his arrest, Devarenne was bound by a 10-year weapons prohibition." --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #52/2020

-- "Guilherme Von Neutegem, 37, was found not criminally responsible due to a mental disorder Friday after the Crown and defence agreed he was suffering from undiagnosed and untreated schizophrenia at the time of attack outside the International Muslim Organization on Rexdale Blvd." --

YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR 'MANDATORY GOVERNMENT-SUPPLIED COMMON VOCABULARY'

-- "Georgetown University is set to require 'social justice' courses on the school’s history of racism and slavery for its undergraduate students, starting next semester. The course also creates 'a common vocabulary' for all Georgetown students to use when talking about racial equity and social justice." --

THE NEW ENTREPRENEURS

-- "Just days after Peel Regional Police announced the dismantling of a massive international auto theft ring, Halton Regional Police say they’ve recovered 24 stolen vehicles in Morocco, including a $500,000 Rolls Royce, that were destined for re-sale in Dubai. Police haven’t made any arrests at this point." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police arrested Sebastien Thibault, 39, of Sorel Quebec in a vehicle theft investigation of 11 Jeep Grand Cherokees." --

THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE HE LIVES

-- Somali migrant Jama Omar, a resident of the Stockholm no-go suburb of Rinkeby, who lost his son to a fatal shooting in 2021 has blamed structural racism and Swedes for not keeping residents of his community safe and not arresting the suspects who shot his son.  Sweden saw a record number of fatal shootings last year." --

LETTING KILLERS BACK OUT ON THE STREET

-- "Jonathan Welch, 23, who allegedly killed his mother, stepfather, and ex-girlfriend in Detroit, Michigan, after being released on bond is now accused of killing a fourth person, a 24-year-old woman, last year." --

TO BE HONEST, I WAS KIND OF HOPING FOR 'SHOT AND PISSED ON...

-- "Aiden Fucci — who stabbed 13-year-old Tristyn Bailey 114 times, then dumped her body in a wooded area near Jacksonville in 2021 — was handed the maximum sentence due to the brutal, premeditated nature of the murder." --

Yeah, sorry... not near the maximum.

FROM OUR OVERFLOWING 'ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL' FILE

BLACK LIVES MATTERS LAGOS WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "A former Deputy President of the Nigerian Senate, Ike Ekweremadu, 60, his wife, Beatrice, 56, and Dr Obinna Obeta, 51, have been convicted of organ trafficking, in the first verdict of its kind under the Modern Slavery Act, after a six-week trial at the Old Bailey in London." --

NEVER A BOB OR A FRED...

-- "Calgary Police Service seized 16 kg of cocaine with a value of $1.6 million from a home in New Brighton as part of a drug trafficking investigation. As a result, Steven TSE, 36, was charged with one count of possession of cocaine for the purpose of trafficking." --

WHILE JUSTIN CHASES AFTER LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS

-- "Kristine Dorsey, 38, Ronald Irakoze, 21, a 12-year-old girl, and three teenage boys have been charged in connection with two armed robberies n the area of Van Horne and Victoria Park avenue on Jan. 2 and Jan. 5. in Toronto earlier this year." --

And...

-- "Leonid Yuzefovich, 59, is wanted for assault/choking, three counts of assault, mischief, possession of a weapon, assault with a weapon, and assault causing bodily harm, Toronto Police say." --

RIDE THE ROCKET... I DARE YOU...

-- "Horrifying video shows a Las Vegas bus passenger stabbing a man 33 times as the driver keeps going despite the doomed victim’s screams for help." --

WHILE JUSTIN TRUDEAU CHASES LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS

-- "The Star has identified the teenager who shot two Edmonton police officers as Roman Zoltan Shewchuk — a 16-year-old who a family friend says was 'very troubled' and seemed to be struggling. Shewchuk’s mother, Katya Nod, 55, was also shot during the altercation." --

DON'T BLAME ME... I DIDNT VOTE FOR HIM

OTTAWA -- "The Prime Minister's Office says Justin Trudeau and his wife, Sophie Gregoire Trudeau, stayed in a $6,000 per night Corinthia London hotel suite while attending the funeral for Queen Elizabeth II." --

From the comments...

-- "Ah, for the good ol’ Harper years of a Minister Oda drinking $14 orange juice sending the CBC and other Canadian media into a huge uproar..." --

Lets face it... the Boy King is just too good for us.

FOREIGN INTERFERENCE IS PRACTICALLY HIS ENTIRE POLITICAL EXISTENCE

THE GUY WHO TOOK 3 DECADES TO REPUDIATE THE AIR INDIA BOMBING...

Federal NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh says New Democrats are not willing to trigger a federal election over rising concerns about foreign interference in recent federal elections.

Jughead claims he's 'safeguarding democracy.'

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

An elderly London, Ontario driver stabbed while waiting at a downtown train crossing that left the man fighting for his life in hospital, sped to safety around the corner and waited for help, witnesses say. A suspect was taken into custody Wednesday, police said, adding more information would be provided later.

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH...

A 36-year-old man, Trevor Khan from Toronto has been charged in connection with a series of bank robberies in Toronto, police say.

AND AGAIN...

-- "Amaar Jawaid, 22, of Oshawa, is the fifth victim of homicide in Durham Region in 2023." --

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "That PBS actually let that footage be included in the documentary is incredible. You would think they would have edited that out. God bless those two for standing up for themselves!" --

'THE NEW WOKE RELIGION'

NOT BAD FOR A HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT...

-- “You and I have speculated for a long time – global warming is sort of the new woke religion that has replaced any kind of theology. This is a little bit exposing and a little bit embarrassing I think for Greta." --

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER 'PRE-KIDNAPPING' CANADA...

Canada-wide warrants have been issued for Jaspreet Singh, 24, of Delta, B.C. and 23-year-old Sukhpreet Singh, of Mississauga, whom police say were 'directly involved in the planning and execution' of the December 2021 attack on 37-year-old Elnaz Hajtamiri." --

WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THIS COMING... BESIDES...

...WELL, EVERYONE...

-- "An East High student, seventeen-year-old Austin Lyle, who was on a special 'safety plan' requiring him to be searched every day before school, shot two faculty members on the morning of Wednesday, March 22, critically wounding one as they attempted to confiscate a gun from him, according to Denver police." --

SAFETY PLAN UPDATE:  Apparently Wacky Ol' Austin ate his piece 

TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WELL...

-- "A Texas mother is waging a months-long battle with her daughter's former middle school after she said the girl's teacher played a game asking the students to pose as 'seducing hookers.'" --

MORE TROUBLE IN BIDEN-LAND

TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME NOT WORKING FOR NY DA BRAGG...

"Neither the Trump Organization nor the Trump campaign was a party to the transaction with Ms. Clifford," the letter read, "and neither reimbursed Mr. Cohen for the payment directly or indirectly."

SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE...

-- "Former President Bill Clinton paid Paula Jones a whopping $850,000 to keep her quiet over sexual harassment claims — but was never arrested for it." --

DO THE CRIME... POSSIBLY DO THE TIME...

LIBERALS TO INTRODUCE MORE RACE-BASED LEGISLATION...

-- "Minister of Public Safety Marco Mendicino announced on Wednesday the launch of two equity programs aimed to counteract racial imbalance in prisons... one to reintegrate Indigenous offenders, and a similar program targeting Black and other persons of colour." --

THE GREAT RESET IS PROCEEDING APACE...

-- The Alberta NDP is promising to create a Somali curriculum if elected in the province’s spring general election." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "Authorities in the UK are set to re-launch a child vaccination campaign in London in response to a polio outbreak in the capital. London is seeing the return of a virus that had previously been rendered completely extinct in Britain in 2003. The virus thought to have re-entered open-borders Britain from abroad." --