TO BE FAIR... THE BISCUITS ARE PRETTY DARN TASTY

ANOTHER IN A LONG LINE OF POPEYES RELATED CRIME...

-- "A Popeye’s customer, Belinda Miller, 50, of Augusta, is accused of ramming her vehicle into the fast-food restaurant because her order didn’t have biscuits. And this isn’t the first time she has rammed a building with the same vehicle." --

NO LAUGHING MATTER...

-- "New York City standup comedian Marcos Cofresi, 30, shot another man in the arm and the torso last month when they got into a dispute on board a southbound N train." --