IT'S TRUE... THEY DON'T CATCH THE SMART ONES

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Matthew Yousufy, 23, and Keagan Simmons, 22, two London, Ontario men accused of stealing a car at gunpoint were previously charged in another vehicle theft that resulted in one of them accidently shooting himself. Investigators seized two handguns, 19 rounds of ammunition and nearly $40,000 worth of suspected drugs, including fentanyl, cocaine, crack, methamphetamine and prescription pills." --

IN OTHER DIVERSITY/STRENGTH NEWS...

-- "Police have laid 105 criminal charges against 18-year-old Darrel Julien and Amine Iftene, Anas Khabbazin and Jad El-Ouafi, all 23, in connection with a car theft investigation in Mississauga, Ont." --

IT AIN'T ALL THIEVERY...

A 58-year-old man, Mandoh Mojtavi from Toronto, has been charged in connection with a criminal harassment and indecent exposure investigation, police say."