VIRTUE SIGNALLER OF THE WEEK

-- "If you find that spreading bacteria with reusable toilet paper does not sufficiently signal your green virtue, why not try making sustainable furniture out of elephant dung?" --

OH CANADA - THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE I LIVE

-- "Dr. Amy Tan, a Professor and Anti-Racism Mentor at the University of British Columbia claims those who don’t wear masks are racist, ableist and classist." --

See her original post, which she has since deleted.  

NEED ANY MORE'PROOF'... JUST ASK A LAWYER...

-- "Wilerne Bernard, a lawyer who represents the mother, says she has reason to believe that if Jean René Junior Olivier was a white person, he would be still be alive." --

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #04/2023...

LOOKS LIKE THE MOTHER CORP IS GONNA HAVE TO PICK A LANE HERE...

-- "On Tuesday, Robert Robin Cropearedwolf turned himself in to police at 52 Division and was charged with manslaughter in connection with the death of long-time CBC journalist Douglas Michael Finlay, 73." --

What happens when an irresistable loyalty meets an immovable, politically-correct sentiment? 

IN OTHER TORONTO MURDER-Y NEWS...

-- "Just steps away from where Toronto Police Det. Const. Jeffrey Northrup was killed, the preliminary hearing has begun for Thornhill accountant Umar Zameer who is accused of first-degree murder." --

FROM THE COMMENTS

-- "But the way he expressed his point wasn’t smart because...

- People are stupid and can’t sense hyperbole

- People wanna be recreationally offended

- it’s easy to clip the stream - making him seem racist" --

THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

LESS LEPRECHAUN... MORE DJINN...

-- "Muhammad was the most popular baby name in Galway, Ireland’s fourth-largest city, last year, the country’s government has confirmed." --

AND IN VERY-POSSIBLY RELATED NEWS...

-- "The plan to teach Irish children that 'gender resides on a spectrum' has been abandoned, a report on Sunday has claimed." --

IN OTHER 'RELIGION OF PEACE' NEWS...

-- "After the poisoning of hundreds of girls around Iran in Qom schools, it was found that some people wanted all schools, especially girls' schools, to be closed." --

NEW JERSEY MAN

HE'S PROBABLY JUST AFRAID OF FLYING...

-- "A New Jersey man, Seretse Clouden, attempted to board a flight with an AR-15 rifle, handguns, a Taser and a fake U.S. Marshal’s badge, according to a federal complaint. In 2016, Clouden pleaded guilty to unlawful possession of a weapon." --

FIRST DEGREE MURDER... WITH A CAR?

-- "Sonya Sekhon, 44, of Stoney Creek, has been charged with first-degree murder and attempted murder and has appeared in court in St. Catharines. The serious charges against her have not been tested in court." --

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

THE CLIMATE CRISIS WORM IS INDEED TURNING...

-- "The other little-known fact — something that only a close reading of the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change reports would reveal — is that while 90% of climate scientists agree the climate is warming, far fewer are sure that CO2 is the culprit." --

REMEMBER THIS OLD FRAUD?

-- "'The end is near! The end is near! We have until nine years ago to stop the polar ice caps from melting!' cried Alda Goreberg, now sporting braided hair. 'Stop having kids! Start eating bugs! Stop having electricity! HOW DARE YOU!'" --

DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED...

-- "Does anyone know how developing countries are spending that sweet, sweet climate cash? it turns out that no one—no individual, no government, no multilateral agency — knows precisely how all this climate funding is being spent, or even if it’s being spent at all." --

Don't get me started on the sheeple and Kungflu masking.

OH YEAH... THE SUBWAY STATION WHERE A WOMAN WAS SET ON FIRE

RIDE THE ROCKET... I DARE YOU...

-- "Toronto Police say they’re looking for 34-year-old Ashton Gray, described as a 'violent' man after a woman was sexually assaulted at the TTC’s Kipling Station last week." --

UPDATE:   They got him

EGYPT TAKES EXTREME UMBRAGE AT 'WE WUZ KANGZ' NARRATIVE

-- "'We must teach our children the true history of Black Africans when they were kings in Egypt and not just the era of slavery that is cemented by education in America. Do you remember the time when we were kings?'" --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH...

-- "A Brampton youth has been rushed to hospital after a stabbing outside Sandalwood Heights Secondary School near Sandalwood Parkway and Torbram Road at around 11:20 a.m., police say." --

JUST IMAGINE DEALING WITH THEM ON WARRANTY WORK

-- "Volkswagen said it was a 'serious breach of policy' after they required police to pay to obtain the location of a carjacked vehicle, which had an abducted two-year-old Libertyville boy inside. Detectives had to get a credit card to pay Volkswagen. The entire process added a 30-minute delay." --

THE PUNCH LINE

-- "Mark Gillies, a spokesperson for Volkswagen, said the company takes the safety and security of its customers 'very seriously.'” --

TO BE FAIR... THE BISCUITS ARE PRETTY DARN TASTY

ANOTHER IN A LONG LINE OF POPEYES RELATED CRIME...

-- "A Popeye’s customer, Belinda Miller, 50, of Augusta, is accused of ramming her vehicle into the fast-food restaurant because her order didn’t have biscuits. And this isn’t the first time she has rammed a building with the same vehicle." --

NO LAUGHING MATTER...

-- "New York City standup comedian Marcos Cofresi, 30, shot another man in the arm and the torso last month when they got into a dispute on board a southbound N train." --

FROM OUR OVERFLOWING 'ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL' FILE

THE SHOW MUST GO ON...

-- "Even as the family mourned the death of Hetal, relatives proposed an alternative plan to ensure the wedding celebrations continued. They suggested the bride’s younger sister take her place and marry Vishal. Hetal’s body was reportedly kept in cold storage until the ceremony was over." --

OR NOT...

HONG KONG -- "The ex-husband and former in-laws of slain Hong Kong model Abby Choi were put in custody without bail Monday on a joint murder charge, after police found parts of her body in a refrigerator. Authorities discovered a young woman’s skull believed to be Choi’s in a cooking pot that was seized from the house." --

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- "Violent male criminals who claim to be 'transgender' women will be banned from female prisons from Monday, Britain’s Justice Secretary Dominic Raab has claimed. Raab emphasised that the changes to the prison system were — despite the timing — supposedly not in response to the infamous Isla Bryson scandal." --

JANE STREET IN THE NEWS YET AGAIN...

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Toronto Police say they were called to the area of Jane Street just south of Highway 401, following reports that someone had been stabbed on Sunday evening. The suspect fled the area and no description has been released." --

And...

-- A man has been rushed to hospital after a shooting involving police in North York." --

YOU SAY MARTIAL LAW LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

IN THE END... ALL THEY COULD COME UP WITH WAS 'MISCHIEF'...

-- "Jagmeet Singh called her a white supremacist; Justin Trudeau called her a racist; and Marco Mendicino accused her of trying to murder people. The Prosecutor suggested to a Judge last year that the case may be worthy of a sentence of 10 years in prison" --

REALLY? YOU THINK IT MIGHT BE RELATED?

-- "The new report highlights how different parts of the intelligence community have arrived at disparate judgments about the pandemic’s origin. The Energy Department now joins the Federal Bureau of Investigation in saying the virus likely spread via a mishap at a Chinese laboratory." --

The stuff that folks really don't want to hear.

ACADEMIC BUFFALO JUMP

-- "Carleton University says it has rescinded an honorary degree awarded to lawyer Mary Ellen Turpel-Lafond after an investigation cast doubt on her claims of Cree ancestry and several academic accomplishments." --

This sort of impersonation is more common than you think. 

MEANWHILE IN OTHER ACTUAL ABORIGINAL NEWS...

-- "Inuit 15 times more likely to be jailed in Quebec than the provincial average." --

FROM THE COMMENTS: LET'S TALK SLAVERY

-- "My wife and I are both Irish... we have been amazed at how much of our history has been ignored, marginalized or even covered up. Thank you for covering this - not so that we can dwell on the negative - but so that we honor the memory of those who came before us and remember that we will not let it happen again - not only to us - but ALL the peoples of the world." --

COULD IT BE THAT SIMPLE?

-- Metformin is just one of many medications, including other old ones and some brand new inventions, that academic researchers and biotech startups are exploring to slow, stop, or perhaps even reverse aging." --

BUT THEY STILL KEEP COMING FOR MY LEGAL, REGISTERED GUNS

HMMM... NO SPECIFICS ABOUT THE FOLKS DOING THE SHOOTING...

ST. PAUL, Minn. -- "St. Paul Police confirm five people were injured in a shooting early Saturday evening in a "chaotic scene" following a celebration of life event. Two men injured in the shooting have died. A motive in this case has not been determined, although investigators do not believe it was a random shooting. No arrests have been made. --

I can guarantee there wasn't a single legal firearm involved in this shitshow. 

BUT WE ALL KNOW WHO'S ZOOMIN' WHO...

-- "This is the second shooting with multiple victims in a many days in St. Paul. Three teenage boys were taken to the hospital with gunshot wounds Friday night after a shooting at a memorial service for Devin Scott - the victim of the fatal stabbing at Harding High School." --

TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND CONSIDER... IT'S NOT THE GUNS...

-- "Concealed-carry permit holders are nearly the most law-abiding demographic of Americans, a new report by the Crime Prevention Research Center says. It is impossible to think of any other group in the U.S. that is anywhere near as law-abiding.” --

To paraphrase comedian Chris Rock, 'When I go to the ATM at midnight, I ain't lookin' over my shoulder for legal gun owners.'

HIS FRIENDS... YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS

SOMEBODY'S GETTING RICH OFF THIS...

-- "Canadians are paying more and getting less from the Trudeau government, according to the Parliamentary Budget Officer. The Trudeau government is spending more than a quarter of its budget (106% higher than the $10.4 billion spent the Liberals took power in 2015) hiring outside help." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

WHEN YOU COME FROM A CULTURE WITH ONLY ONE BOOK...

-- "Disturbing footage has surfaced in which New York convenience store worker Abdul Hussein can be seen shooting his coworker Tawfaik Alsheari in the head in front of his young son, before calmly eating a snack while his victim is dead on the floor. Video shows Hussein making his way to the shelves of food and grabbing something to eat before sitting down in a chair and licking his hands while Asheari lies lifeless on the ground." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH...

-- "Last month, one of the suspects – 32-year-old Adebowale Adiatu from Vaughan – was arrested and charged with fraud over $5,000, (over $500,000 worth of plane tickets were fraudulently sold) conspiracy to commit an indictable offence and possession of property obtained by crime. An arrest warrant was issued for the second suspect, 44-year-old Gbemisola Akinrinade from Brampton." --

DRUGS... THE VICTIMLESS CRIME

-- "Reaume, 31, continued testifying Friday in the first-degree murder trial of Kyle Hanna, 29, Keermaro Rolle, 26, and Tameko Vilneus, 28. In the hours before a shooting that left his girlfriend dead, Jacob Reaume said the couple were zip-tied and forced into a motel bathroom while Reaume’s alleged drug supplier played Russian roulette with a gun to their heads." --

JUSTIN SAVES CANADA... AN ONGOING SERIES

-- "Trudeau tells students the best way to support people struggling with addictions is to make drugs more accessible to them." --

And, apparently... the City of Toronto is totally onboard.

SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT

-- “You are delusional if you think playing nice will get us anywhere. We need to bring back shame and shove it down their throats. This is a war for our children.” --

And Elon steps in to defend Scott Adams.

LIVE AND DON'T LEARN - THE WAGES OF WOKE

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-- "The German government has announced a new migration scheme in Africa to recruit supposedly qualified migrants to do jobs in Germany – despite its Turkish guest worker programme being a historic disaster. As of 2017 some three million Turks in German actually had a collective unemployment rate three times higher than the national average." --

It gets better...

-- "The influx also added previously unknown cultural issues to the social mix, such as clashes between ethnic Turks and ethnic Kurds on German streets." --

IT'S 'MARLBORO COUNTRY' ALL OVER AGAIN

-- " Corn-based ethanol, which for years has been mixed in huge quantities into gasoline sold at U.S. pumps, is likely a much bigger contributor to global warming than straight gasoline, according to a published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences." --

IT GETS BETTER...

-- "Climate alarmists issued a list of cities most likely to suffer from rising sea levels because of global warming this week just as Venice complains of drying canals from dropping sea levels." --

MAD VLAD'S 'FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES'

-- "Ramzan Kadyrov, the authoritarian leader of Russia's North Caucasus region of Chechnya, has awarded himself the 'Hero of Chechnya' medal. Earlier this month, amendments were introduced to the Constitution under which the Chechen leader's official title was changed to 'Father of the People'." --

AMERICA GRADUALLY SAYING GOODBYE TO THE FIRST AMENDMENT

-- "Now an Associate Justice on the Connecticut State Supreme Court, Maria Araujo Kahn suggested in a 2020 opinion that courts should criminalize speech that offends 'oppressed groups'." --

THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE SHE LIVES

LET THOSE KIDS FIGHT THEIR OWN DAMN CANCER... -- "An annual fundraiser at Pennsylvania State University that raises money to help kids suffering from cancer is too white, according to Jeanelle Loiseau, the Chief of Staff for the University Park Undergraduate Association and a Black Caucus representative. Loiseau said she 'never felt safe' attending the annual event'." --

HE DID TELL US IT WAS 'HIS MOST ADMIRED DICTATORSHIP

CSIS WARNED HIM AND HE LET IT GO...

-- "National security officials also allege that Han Dong, now a sitting MP re-elected in 2021, is 1 of at least 11 Toronto-area riding candidates supported by Beijing in 2019. These officials said CSIS also believes Dong is a witting affiliate in China’s election interference." --

BOY KING RULES OUT INVESTIGATION OF OWN MALFEASANCE...

-- "Trudeau also sidestepped questions Friday on whether he would declassify CSIS documents that show the extent of a broad strategy by China to interfere in the two elections." --

NAME-CALLING PM HAS ANOTHER BLACK MARK TO HIS NAME

-- "Saying she will never accept being called 'vile and intolerant' by a man 'who wore blackface,' Conservative MP Dr. Leslyn Lewis is demanding Prime Minister Justin Trudeau apologize to her and her colleagues — and immediately resign from office." --

Ezra Levant has more.

BETTER GO CHECK MY LEGAL, REGISTERED HANDGUNS HAVEN'T ESCAPED

SORRY, JUSTIN... THEY'RE ALL STILL THERE IN THE GUN SAFE...

 

-- "A woman has been injured in a shooting at Westmore Drive and Albion Road in north Etobicoke shortly after 9:30 p.m. on Friday. No suspect information is immediately available, police say." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- A man was reportedly walking in the area of McNicoll Avenue and Don Mills Road when a male suspect approached him and the two had a verbal altercation. The suspect then Produced a knife and slashed the man in the face." --

And...

-- "Toronto police said a suspect was arrested after a man was stabbed at Sherbourne and Queen streets on Saturday morning." --

TURNS OUT, SHES ACTUALLY A BEIGE PANTHER

LIKE WHEN AVA DUVERNAY FOUND OUT ABOUT SLAVEHOLDING FAMILY...

"'Angela Davis, an openly Marxist professor at the U of CA, just found out that some of her ancestors are the 'white racist colonizers' that she’s been teaching against her whole life! Not only that - she’s descended from a slave owner. She owes me reparations,' tweeted another user."

HER BITTER TERRORIST TEARS...

-- "Davis is notorious for working with the Communist Party USA and the Black Panther Party in the 1960s and 70s. Her involvement in the armed takeover of a California courtroom resulted in four deaths and her placement on the FBI’s Most Wanted List." --

YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS... HIS BASE DEMOGRAPHIC

ITS NICE TO KNOW THE LIBERAL PARTY HAS PRIORITIES...

-- "As of July 1, 2023, the Trudeau government will be funding the medical sex changes of transgender federal employees up to a cost of $75,000 for what is described as helping people 'with their gender affirmation journey.'" --

AND DOUG FORD IS ONBOARD...

-- "Canada has opened its first vaginoplasty postoperative care clinic in Ontario to deal with the myriad of serious complications that frequently occur following the surgical procedure." --

FROM THE BULGING 'ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL' FILE

LIBERAL PARTY DEMANDS  UNRESTRICTED 3RD WORLD IMMIGRATION...

-- "Nigerian politician Chinyere Igwe, a lawmaker in Nigeria’s lower parliamentary chamber and a member of the opposition People’s Democratic Party was arrested on Friday with nearly $500,000 in U.S. bills in his car and a list of possible recipients for the money. His detention comes on the eve of a closely watched presidential election in which vote buying has worried officials." --

APPARENTLY THEY WERE LATE FOR THEIR MENSA MEETING

-- "Peel Regional Police are searching for Brampton residents Shawn Moore, 38, and Gary Walker, 37 in connection with a violent carjacking that took place in a Milton, Ont. grocery parking lot earlier this week." --

BREAK PAROLE... GET FAMOUS

MARTHA, HIDE THE KIDS... AND THE LIVESTOCK!

-- "Nicholas Woodland, 33, wanted on a Canada-wide warrant for a breach of his statutory release on sexual assault, possession of child pornography AND bestiality charges is known to frequent the Toronto, Caledon, Woodstock and Brampton areas." --

UPDATE: MAN KILLED DURING MILTON HOME INVASION FINALLY IDENTIFIED

GOTTA GIVE 'EM TIME TO CLEAN UP SOCIAL MEDIA, I GUESS...

-- "In an update Friday, officers identified the deceased as 21-year-old Toronto resident Alexander Emmanuel Amoroso-Leacock." --

Here's a puzzle... not a typical ghetto kid... he had a life, shame he threw it away. 

A second perpetrator, Oshawa resident Romario Clarke, 20, is currently in police custody.

RIDE THE ROCKET, BRUH... I DOUBLE-DAWG DARE YA!

WHY ARE FEDS ONLY CHASING LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS...

-- "On Thursday, at 2:45 p.m., police were called by TTC Operators for a fight at the Pioneer Village Subway Station. One of the men, Hayden Offman, 20, of Richmond Hill, had a bag containing a sawed-off rifle, ammunition and knife, which were seized." --

THE DEFACTO LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD

IT JUST SEEMS CRUEL TO KEEP PUTTING HIM OUT THERE...

NAIROBI, Kenya -- "First lady Jill Biden gave one of the clearest indications yet that President Joe Biden will run for a second term, 'there’s pretty much nothing left to do but figure out the time and place for the announcement'." --

YALE UNIVERSITY 'HAS A DREAM'

-- "In support of Black History Month, the Yale student government sent out an email with suggestions on how non-people of color can contribute to 'Black Joy.'" --

I'M SO OLD... I REMEMBER AMERICA...

Woke Florida teacher suspended after forcing Whites to act as slaves for Black classmates.

FORGET CANADA... LET'S SETTLE THIS THING THE OLD FASHIONED WAY

THE GUNS JUSTIN CHOOSES NOT TO TALK ABOUT...

-- Meriem Boundaoui was fatally shot in the head in dispute over parking spaces. Charged are Aymane Bouadi, 27, of Montreal North, and Salim Touaibi, 27, of Montreal." --

NO SMALL CLAIMS COURT IN THE OLD COUNTRY...

-- "York Regional Police have arrested a fourth suspect, Harshpreet Sekhon, 25, in connection with the December 2021 assault of Elnaz Hajtamiri. Less than a month later, on Jan. 21, 2022, Hajtamiri was kidnapped from a residence on Trailwood Place in Wasaga Beach." --

AND THERE'S THIS..

Toronto Police say they have charged James Arron Stewart, 41, and Sheila Grozdev, 29, with robbery with a firearm in connection with multiple bank robberies — including one in which police allege the man choked and robbed a woman at an ATM.

DIVERSITY/STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "Toronto Police have released photos of a suspect being sought in connection with a violent break-and-enter at an apartment building at Queen Street West and Jameson Avenue in the city’s Parkdale neighbourhood. One of the suspects, identified as 23-year-old Hady Delgado, had been arrested and charged with break and enter, assault and uttering threats (death)." --

BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE...

-- Toronto Police are investigating after shots were reportedly fired at Fairview Mall Drive and Sheppard Avenue East area at around 3:13 p.m. on Thursday." --

AND MORE...

-- "One person was taken to hospital with serious injuries following a stabbing at Weston Road and Lawrence Avenue overnight. There is no information about suspects and nobody is in custody, police said." --

THE GUNS THAT JUSTIN REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE...

-- "Peel Regional Police say 29-year old Jatin Agnihotri is facing charges in two separate Brampton shootings last year." --

THE PERILS OF SUCKASS AFFIRMATIVE ACTION HIRING

-- "White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre slipped up during a Thursday press briefing, accidentally referring to President Biden as 'President Obama,' causing a wave of laughter and surprise among the press corps." --

This is getting to be a habit.

YEAH... THATS WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT SKYNET

-- "Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair and the ex-leader of the Tory Party William Hague have called for a 'technological revolution' in how the state monitors citizens, including the imposition of a digital ID that would include swaths of personal data, in a scheme being likened to Communist China." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW

BLACK LIVES MATTER PHILLY APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "A woman pulled out a gun and tried to shoot a security guard while the man she was with shot a manager in the face following a dispute over a can of gravy inside a Philadelphia store, police said. The store manager was taken to the hospital where he remains in critical condition." --

Think this sort of thing is an anomaly? Think again.  

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH...

A 17-year-old youth is facing a second-degree murder charge in the fatal shooting of 18-year-old Omar Al-Khalidi on Station Boulevard on Feb. 14, police said.

Exactly who owns all these guns Justin seems to have overlooked?

IF I HAD A DAUGHTER, SHE'D BE CARRYING PEPPER SPRAY

WE ALREADY HAVE BEAR SPRAY FOR MRS NEO'S WALKS IN THE WOODS...

-- "New York has a truly asinine law on the books: It’s illegal to ship pepper spray here. But it’s not illegal to own it or use it in certain cases of self-defense." --

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

IT'S TIME TO BRING BACK THE 'COOKING CHAIR'...

-- "Nicholas Roos is serving a life sentence at the Varner Maximum Security Unit of the Arkansas state prison system for shooting and killing an elderly couple in a nearby town eight years ago." --

AND THERE'S THIS...

-- "A south Florida pregnant woman who was jailed in July for shooting and killing another passenger in the back seat of an Uber is petitioning for her release, arguing her unborn baby has not been charged with a crime." --

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TODAY

-- "A 57-year-old woman in France defended herself against a would-be rapist, said to be in his thirties, by biting a piece of the Tunisian’s tongue off as he tried to sexually abuse her. The woman went to a local police station along with her son, where she presented the piece of the tongue to officials." --

SEVEN MOST COMMON HOME DEFENSE MISTAKES...

-- "7. Asking the robber to wait while you go open your gun safe, take off the trigger lock, go get your ammo that's stored in a different location." --

HANG ON A SEC... THE RACIST COPS WANT TO STOP HIM FROM GETTING MARRIED?

I THINK THE PHRASE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS 'ESCAPED MENTAL PATIENT'...

-- "Toronto Police are looking for help finding 'AN ELOPEE', Samuel Kassa, 47, from the Centre for Addiction and Mental Health. Kassa was found not criminally responsible for an index offence of utter a threat to cause death or bodily harm contrary to the Criminal Code of Canada. He was last seen on Wednesday in the Roncesvalles Ave. and The Queensway area." --

IN OTHER EXCITING TORONTO NEWS...

A 21-year-old man was arrested and charged with assault with a weapon, aggravated assault and assault causing bodily harm after another man was stabbed at a downtown Toronto hotel Tuesday night"

His name? Sorry, that's none of your business. 

And finally, Dilbert creator Scott Adams has picked a lane.

FORGET ABOUT THAT HUTU - TUTSI NONSENSE, WE'VE GOT A CRISIS

THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE I LIVE...

-- "Dr. Seuss re-classified as adult fiction, gets 'racism' complaints: Ottawa Public Library. Other complaints fielded by the OPL last year included concerns about library content which offended some based on claims of 'cultural appropriation, ableism, anti-Islamism, LGBTQIA2S content inappropriate for children, and political propaganda that promotes hate.'" --

AND WHAT ABOUT ROALD DAHL?

-- "In real life, Oswald would be a menace — he makes the sexist social-media influencer Andrew Tate look like Gloria Steinem. As a fictional protagonist, he’s a delight." --

GONNA HEAD FOR THE BIG CITY WHERE I CAN BLEND IN

-- "A Canada-wide warrant has been issued by Ontario provincial police for 31-year-old Michael Stamatakos who is known to frequent the Toronto area after he allegedly breached his release conditions while serving a two-year arson sentence." --

HOUSING, HEALTHCARE, URBAN VIOLENCE... IT'S ALL COLLAPSING

-- "Canada’s explosive population growth from immigration is causing rents to surge in its biggest cities. But those often-cited numbers understate the pressure on the country’s limited supply of housing — because they don’t include a wave of foreign students, temporary workers and others with non-permanent visas." --

TORONTO MAN

FUNNY HOW THEY HAPPENED TO HAVE THAT HEAD SHOT HANDY...

-- "A warrant has been issued for 42-year-old Toronto resident Terrence Hill, accused of pushing a subway rider onto the tracks at Bloor-Yonge station on Sunday." --

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS...

...A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for 19-year-old Sebastian Lucchessi who is wanted in connection with a sex trafficking investigation involving a 15-year-old girl. Police say he is considered violent. " --

IN OTHER DIVERSITY/STRENGTH NEWS...

-- "York Regional Police said 41-year-old Roydin Dias from Brampton and 24-year-old Bianca Barnes have been charged after a stolen vehicle, guns, ammunition and drugs were seized in Newmarket." --

Hey, Ontario... we're number one!

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

-- "It took cops 20 years to slap the handcuffs on a suspect in 23 year-old Renee Sweeney’s murder. The alleged killer Robert Steven Wright finally goes on trial on Thursday, charged with second-degree murder." --

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "Nine-in-ten men who identify as women in Canadian prisons are violent offenders and nearly half of them were convicted of a sex crime, a recent study conducted by the Correctional Service of Canada found. Shockingly, over half of the convicted criminals’ victims, 58 percent, were children." --

TORONTO DISCOVERING 'MORE BASKETBALL COURTS' ACTUALLY NOT THE ANSWER

-- "One teenaged boy, described as Southeast Asian with short black hair, pulled out a large knife and struck another teen boy, causing a cut to the victim’s hand. The armed boy then fled the area. He is wanted for assault causing bodily harm." --

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "Shouldn't they focus on luggage recognition technology so that suitcases go to the same destination as their owners?" --