SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

SOMETIMES, MIRACULOUSLY, THEY DO HAVE A PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION...

-- "The man fled. Cops described him as white, about 40 years old, with a thin build, red hair braided at the back and a beard. He was wearing a brown vest, grey hoodie and blue jeans." --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #02/2023...

-- Police say that a suspect, believed to be in his 30s, was arrested nearby on Richmond Street about one hour later. Friday morning’s attack is just the latest seemingly random violent incident to take place in Toronto." --

MAYOR WEASEL WORDS TO THE RESCUE

-- "While the facts of this specific case have not been determined and made public, we all know that we need to do everything we can to determine the root causes of such acts." --

COMPARE AND CONTRAST...

-- "A woman has been taken to hospital after being shot in Brampton. The suspect fled in a vehicle, police said. No suspect description is available so far.." --