THE 'PARK PEOPLE' ARE AT IT AGAIN

COME FOR THE SWINGS... STAY FOR THE SHOOTOUT...

-- "A man who walked into a local hospital after 11:30 p.m Saturday night with a gunshot wound is in stable condition after undergoing surgery. Toronto olice said there was an argument in a park near Kensington Market. No other details have been released." --

And...

-- "A woman has critical injuries after being stabbed shortly after 3:30 a.m. Sunday morning during an altercation in an Etobicoke park, near Kipling and Finch avenues." --

YOU MEAN 'LITTLE JAMAICA', RIGHT?

-- "A man suffered serious injuries following a stabbing in the Eglinton West neighbourhood. The victim was taken to a trauma centre in serious but stable condition. Police have not released any suspect information." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN CAN'T SEEM TO FREEZE

-- "A 21-year-old man is dead after he was found suffering from a gunshot wound in the Exchange District early Saturday morning, Winnipeg police say. This brings the total number of homicides Winnipeg police have investigated so far this year to 45." --