-- "The Toronto Police Service has identified 19-year-old Jahiem Tucker of Toronto as the victim of a fatal shooting at at 30 Humberline Drive, just south of Finch Avenue, Sunday evening. No suspect information has been released." --NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...
-- "A male victim is in critical condition in hospital following a double stabbing Monday night at an apartment building at 100 Lotherton Pathway, near Caledonia Road and and Lawrence Avenue." --
Lotherton, Lotherton... that sounds so familiar.
THOSE DARNED 'MALES'...
-- "The Edmonton Police Service (EPS) is seeking video of a public shootout that occurred in the Hollick Kenyon area of northeast Edmonton. It was reported that several males became involved in an altercation over a bag, produced handguns, and fired several rounds in the street." --ASK A STATISTICIAN
-- "Data from Statistics Canada show there was an increase in homicides in 2021 and nearly one-quarter of the killings were connected to gangs." --Oh... it gets better.