I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN KIDS DIDN'T KILL COPS

-- "A teen who cannot be identified because he was 17 at the time, was found guilty of manslaughter in the hit-and-run death of a Calgary police officer Sgt. Andrew Harnett. The passenger in the vehicle, Amir Abdulrahman, pleaded guilty to manslaughter and was sentenced to five years." --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

Tomoi Kushon Blake-Samuels, 26, is charged with having a prohibited firearm, discharge with intent, possession contrary to order, and breach of recognizance. Malachi Samuels, 19, is charged with having a prohibited firearm.

And...

-- "Police are investigating after a shooting in the area of Bellchase Trail and Highway 50 in Brampton sent one person to a trauma centre with potentially life-threatening injuries. The call came at around 3:40 p.m. Saturday." --