BYE-BYE SO-CALLED 'AFFIRMATIVE ACTION'

THE MERITOCRACY LIVES...

-- "The record shows that Asian Harvard applicants get the lowest personal scores of any other group," Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito responded. 'It has to be one of two things: It has to be that they really do lack integrity, courage, kindness, and empathy to the same degree as students of other races, or there has to be something wrong with this personal score.'" --

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

WASHINGTON, DC -- "As Republicans continue to surge in the polls in the days leading up to the midterm elections, Democrats report being confused as to why their official 'Do More Of What Got Us Into This Mess In The First Place' message isn't resonating with everyday American voters." --