AMERICAN POLITICS IN A NUTSHELL

-- "I mean, clearly the stroke victim is unfit for office, but if you can't beat him then doesn't that make you unfit for office?" --

At least Fetterman has a pulse...

-- "Pennsylvania Democrat State Representative Anthony DeLuca who died Oct. 9 was reelected during the midterm elections." --

WHEN LEFTIES REACH FOR THE BIBLE...

-- "Viewers wanting to know where in the Bible it says that God endorses the candidate who opposes basic voter ID laws would be left disappointed." --