THOSE DARNED TORONTO 'MEN'

YEAH, CLOUSEAU... THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T CALL 911...

Toronto police are investigating after a man showed up at North York General Hospital this morning with a life-threatening gunshot wound. “It is unclear where the shooting actually took place,” a TPS media officer told CP24.

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "A man was rushed to hospital early this morning following a stabbing at Dufferin Street and Rogers Road in Toronto’s west end. Police do not have any details available about suspect(s) at this time." --