GUN HYSTERICS CREATING A NEW INDUSTRY

-- "'I'm sure handing over $21,000 in gift cards to some punk kid after getting a bunch of plastic junk was a rousing success,' laughed Kem. 'Gun buybacks are a fantastic way of showing, No. 1, that your policies don't work, and, No. 2, you're creating perverse demand. You're causing people to show up to these events and they don't actually reduce crime whatsoever.'" --

I THOUGHT TRUDOPE WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL ILLEGAL WEED

-- "Artur Zhevner, 27, Stas Mansyvoda, 30, Artem Kotenko, 27, and Jevgenijs Zorins, 38, all of Uxbridge, along with David Cox, 35, of Scarborough, have been charged with unauthorized production of cannabis and possess illicit cannabis." --