STAND BY FOR BREAKING NEWS...

...ON GRAVITY HOLDING SHIT DOWN...

-- "Toronto police say a shot was fired the Rolling Loud hip-hop music festival at Ontario Place on Saturday night and a firearm was found in the area. No injuries were reported." --

And...

-- "Two men were hospitalized with wounds after gunfire erupted inside the Club Paradise strip club near Bloor St. West and Landsdowne Ave." --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

-- "Tristan Clough, 29, has been charged in connection with a stabbing near an Ajax park on Friday night." --