TABER, AB -- "The Taber Police Service was kept busy on Monday as officers responded to a complaint of an armed robbery at a corn stand. The TPS said multiple officers attended the scene. No physical injuries were reported. Police noted that the suspect fled the scene on foot and an RCMP K9 Unit was called to assist." --
UPDATE: They always get their man, er... children
LOOKING TO REGAIN PUBLIC'S CONFIDENCE WITH SIGNATURE CRIME
-- "Mounties are trying to identify a man who posed as reflexologist and rubbed two women's feet during 'separate and unusual interactions' in B.C.'s Okanagan." --