NO WORD ON WHICH DIMINUITIVE, INEFFECTIVE OFFICER WAS INVOLVED

-- "A suspect already in handcuffs managed to overpower a Toronto police officer and steal their SUV, sending police on a wild early morning chase in the city’s midtown area on Monday.   He then allegedly sped away to the west, with two police dogs sitting in the back of the vehicle." --

UPDATE ON POLICE DOGNAPPER

Police said they arrived on scene 'immediately' and arrested Zenon Klein-Oram, 32, of no fixed address.

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "The suspect was taken to hospital for treatment of serious, non-life-threatening injuries, while the four victims of the machete attack are also in hospital with serious, life-altering injuries." --

COPS GRAB UP 'HAMILTON' LECTOR

-- "Hamilton Police have charged Jonathan Lewis, 41, with second-degree murder in the city’s latest homicide. Due to the level of decomposition, a positive identification has not yet been made of the victim." --

UPDATE ON HAMILTON HOMICIDE...

--- "Gord Lewis, one of the founding members of legendary Canadian punk band Teenage Head has been found murdered in Hamilton." --