IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

YOU CAN TRUST 'DANGEROUS DICK' CHENEY...

-- "Political consultants applauded Liz Cheney for her brilliant move of tapping one of the most hated politicians in history to help boost her political chances. 'If there's a singular figure universally adored by every hard-working American, it's Dick Cheney,' said a spokesperson for the campaign." --

YUP... THAT FACE SHOOTING THING ACTUALLY HAPPENED

-- "According to the New York Times, Katharine Armstrong -- daughter of the ranch owner and a member of Cheney's quail hunting party -- said Cheney fired his shotgun without realizing Whittington was on the opposite end of the barrel." --