CANADA... WHERE WE CAN'T EVEN KEEP PAID ASSASSIN'S LOCKED UP

THIS IS CANADA, HE COULD HAVE APPLIED FOR PAROLE...

-- "Rabih Alkhalil, 35, convicted of first-degree murder in connection with a brazen mob shooting on a crowded restaurant patio in Little Italy more than a decade ago has escaped from prison in British Columbia." --

IT GETS BETTER...

-- "Several sources confirmed that Rabih Alkhalil left the Port Coquitlam facility Thursday night after cutting a hole in the fence using a plasma torch. He was wearing a construction vest." --