NEVER MARTIAL LAW WHEN YOU REALLY NEED IT -- "Toronto resident Michael Gatdula, 19, has been charged with multiple offences in connection with the incident, including arson with disregard for human life, unlawful possession of explosives, and use of explosives with intent to destroy property and possession to endanger life." --
MONKEYPOX PARADE COWBOYS UP! -- "Organizers say the added security is in response to an increase in attacks on people and groups doing 2SLGBTQ+ advocacy work during Pride Month." --
What actual attacks? Well, they
don't seem to be able to specify.