LIBERALS ANNOUNCE IMMEDIATE FREEZE ON BIC LIGHTERS!!!

-- "A woman has been hospitalized in critical condition after a man reportedly set her on fire in an apparent random attack at Kipling Station in Etobicoke on Friday, according to Toronto police. Toronto medics say the victim is in her 20s and she has life-threatening and life-altering injuries. Police say the male is in custody." --

WHEN SECONDS COUNT, POLICE ARE ONLY TEN MINUTES AWAY

-- "'It is cause for concern,' said Toronto Police media relations officer Const. Alex Li." --

UPDATE:

-- "Recording of the Transit Control call from today's assault incident on the TTC." --