HOW ABOUT WE START A TORONTO ARSONIST REGISTRY?

-- "Toronto Police are looking for 23-year-old David Enoch Johnson who is wanted for arson endangering life and failure to comply with a release order. He is five-foot-seven-inches tall with a small build and short, black hair that has small braids." --

THINK WE NEED A LITTLE MACHETE CONTROL AS WELL

-- "A Queens man, Neraz Roberts, 29, was hacked to death by his machete-wielding uncle Mahadeo Suhnandan, in an ongoing feud over the family’s house." --