APPARENTLY, THE FIRST TWO GUN FELONIES ARE DEDUCTABLE

-- "With mainstream media silent on the scandal plaguing the first family, it's emerged Hunter Biden — the supposed 'first son of slosh' — was caught on camera recklessly brandishing a semi-automatic or automatic handgun — and NOT a .38-caliber revolver which we first reported he obtained through lies." --

SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE

-- "After Hallie initially broke the news to Hunter that she had gotten rid of the gun, he lambasted her as 'insane' and 'totally irresponsible and unhinged.'" --