THE NEW 'POST NATIONAL STATE' NORMAL

-- "Durham Regional Police reported a man has been arrested after a car exploded in front of its Central East Division Station in Oshawa on Thursday night shortly after 8pm. A man was taken into custody shortly after, police said." --

JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' PRE-CALIPHATE STATE

-- "Speakers at the three day long Muslim Association of Canada gathering in Toronto include Mohammed Rateb Al Nabulsi, who advocates the death penalty for homosexuality and Jamal Badawi, a co-founder of MAC who says it's OK to beat your wife.   This is an organisation the Trudeau government has provided with more than $3 million in federal funds." --

Hmmm... what are the rules about women off the street? 

CANADA LOOKING MORE LIKE IRAN EVERY DAY

-- "Ali Khamenei, the Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran, has called for laws to be passed to stop 'rumors and false claims' from spreading online. 'If we don’t have the law we should create new laws quickly." --

I gotta tell ya... that sounds pretty darn familiar.

BUT TAMARA LICH NEEDS TO BE LOCKED UP INDEFINITELY

YOU THINK THE SYSTEM WILL PROTECT YOU?

-- "Joshua Graves, 21, the Ottawa man who stabbed and murdered Anne Marie Ready and one of her two daughters on Monday night was charged just days ago with sexual assault against another woman."  

THINK AGAIN...

Graves was charged, and released that same day with consent of the Crown. He was ordered to live with his mother, not at his father's where the tragedy took place days later." 

WAS JOSHUA GRAVES LESS OF A THREAT THAN TAMARA LICH?

-- "Tamara Lich, one of the organizers of the ‘Freedom Convoy’ protest that took place in Ottawa earlier this year will remain behind bars until Tuesday, July 5, when she will face a full bail hearing." --

YOU SAY MARTIAL LAW LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

SMELL THAT PREPAID 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM...

“'This so-called ‘freedom’ movement is nothing but a web of far right hate,' said spokesperson Brian Latour in a statement noting that 20 members of parliament met last week with Topp and with organizers from Veterans for Freedom."

WHAT WOULD AN ACTUAL CONSERVATIVE DO?

-- "Canadian federal conservative leadership candidate Pierre Poilievre is marching with veteran James Topp." --

HOW ABOUT AN 'UNFREEDOM' MOVEMENT?

-- "Supt. Campbell’s recollections are buttressed by evidence from Lia Scanlan, the RCMP’s Director of Strategic Communications for Nova Scotia and a participant in the same call. In an interview with the inquiry in February of last year, she complained that 'all these people, the Prime Minister, they were weighing in on what we could and couldn’t say' in press briefings." --

EVEN THE IRANIANS ARE LAUGHING AT KAMALA

-- "The entire Democrat party went into convulsions only one month ago because Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson refused to define the word 'woman' and insisted only highly credentialed biologists could do so." --

OH... IT GETS BETTER

-- "Harris Says Abortion Limitations Would Limit the 'Choices' Of Men'" --

AH YES... LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD

-- President Biden announced Thursday that he had called the leader of Switzerland to discuss abandoning two centuries of neutrality to join NATO — before quickly correcting himself to say he actually meant Sweden." --

THEIR NAMES? WELL... THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX

-- "Police said they seized 19 stolen vehicles valued at around $600,000, along with drugs and two loaded firearms during what was dubbed Project Grizzly. The 28 people arrested face a combined 222 charges." --

IN OTHER ANONYMOUS CRIMINALITY STORIES

-- "Saanich Chief Const. Dean Duthie said in a statement that they aren’t able to confirm identities, background or motive of the suspects. Duthie said work is underway to try to confirm the suspects’ names." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH

-- "Toronto resident Sheldon McFarlane, 40, has been arrested after 38-year-old Alberto Suman-Ossa, of Maple was shot and killed in a Brampton parking lot earlier this month, Peel Regional Police say." --

JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE

-- "Hamilton homicide detectives have arrested the 24-year-old man in connection with the 'brutal' beating and sexual assault that left a sex worker fighting for her life. Police say once an information has been sworn to, his name will be released." --

COPS RELEASE DESCRIPTION OF CHINATOWN BANK STABBER

-- "The suspect is described as Black, between 20 and 30 years old with a slim build. He was last seen wearing a yellow toque, a red hoodie, a black jacket, torn blue jeans, red running shoes and a white mask. He was also carrying a black backpack." --

AND THE BEAT GOES ON

-- "Toronto Police are hoping the public can help identify a suspect in an assault at Union Station earlier this month." --

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "Twitter wrote that Peterson had violated its rules for 'hateful conduct,' apparently because used Page’s given name; Page now goes by Elliott. He also referred to Page as 'her,' thus implying Page is a woman." --

THE ADVENTURES OF PRESIDENT HOUSEPLANT

-- "Biden, who has a history of walking away from reporters attempting to ask questions, smiled as he exited the stage while multiple voices were heard shouting, 'Mr. President.' Earlier in the press conference, Biden repeatedly referenced a pre-determined list of reporters he was instructed to call on." --

Border... what border?

HE ADMIRES THEIR 'BASIC DICTATORSHIP'

-- "The RCMP claim they only use such spyware in the most 'serious cases,' such as when there are national security concerns. However, this is the first time the RCMP has openly admitted that they infiltrate mobile devices to collect data, despite having access to the technology for years." --

I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING

-- "'ArriveCAN was originally created for COVID-19, but it has technological capacity beyond that, to shrink the amount of time that is required when you’re getting screened at the border,' Mendicino told reporters." --

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN OTTAWA WAS BORING

NEVER A GUILLOTINE AROUND WHEN YOU REALLY NEED ONE

-- "Salah Abdeslam, the lone survivor of a 10-man jihadist unit that brought terror to the French capital, was sentenced to life in prison for his role in the 2015 bombings and shootings across Paris that killed 130 people in the deadliest peacetime attacks in French history." --

THEY LOOK YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE... AND LIE

WHAT THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT IS SAYING

-- Public Safety Minister Marco Mendicino said the government is also working to raise maximum sentences for gun trafficking, providing additional crime prevention powers for police, and working to implement a mandatory buy-back program for assault rifles. The increasing prevalence of gun violence has been a growing concern in Toronto for the past number of years." --

VERSUS WHAT THEY'RE ACTUALLY DOING

"Meanwhile, the House of Commons is still considering BILL C-5, an act that would REPEAL A HOST OF MANDATORY MINIMUM PENALTIES, including those for smuggling firearms. The idea is to reduce the 'overincarceration rate of Indigenous peoples' as well as for other 'marginalized Canadians.'"

Going after my legal, registered firearms is a Liberal publicity stunt, which will have zero effect on violent criminals.

UPDATE: YONGE DUNDAS STABBER ID'D

SO, JUSTIN... NO GUN, NO PROBLEM!

-- "Toronto resident Akwasi Oppong-Nsafoah, 40, has been charged after a stabbing at Yonge and Dundas streets in downtown Toronto on Tuesday left a man critically injured." --

'AND THEN I WILL FEEL UNBURDENED'

-- "'Admitting and accepting guilt is not easy. It’s painful looking at yourself in the mirror. I’m embarrassed that I didn’t know better 25 years ago.' Now Kauffman is pledging $4 million to her alma mater, Brandeis University. The money will be used for African American students specifically." --

THEY WANT TO BELIEVE... SO VERY, VERY BADLY

-- "A source close to the Secret Service said both Bobby Engel, the top agent on Trump's Secret Service detail who was in the car and Tony Ornato, the former deputy chief of staff for operations who was not in the car, are willing to testify under oath that Cassidy Hutchinson's story about Trump is not true." --

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

As part of CNN’s coverage of the hearings, Chris Wallace said 'Hutchinson was a great witness' and 'just brilliant.'

And there's this.

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TODAY

-- "He's an old, retired plumber. He has a lot of tools... he's a musician as well, so he's got a lot of musical instruments. Little by little, they've been ripping him off." --

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT... I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU

-- "The trendy Los Angeles County community of West Hollywood has voted to reduce law enforcement funding despite escalating crime that was up 137% earlier in the year. Over the past few months, residents and business owners have voiced opposition to cutting the police budget amid a crime wave across the county." --

GOTTA HAVE PRIORITIES, I GUESS

-- "Despite the reduction in law enforcement funds, the council also voted to give $14,000 more to the Russian Arts festival for an increase to $50,000." --

But that, my friends... is simply Lotus land.  

SADLY, IT ISN'T JUST ABOUT THE 'LEFT COAST'

-- "The primary causes of declining clearance rates are a failure to give necessary resources to local police and a failure of political will by local elected leaders to make investigation of major crimes a priority." --

FROM THE COMMENTS

NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, IS BENEATH THESE PEOPLE

-- "She told her officers she had promised the 'Minister of Public Safety and the Prime Minister’s Office' that the RCMP would reveal what kinds of firearms were used in order to build support for the government’s gun-control proposals." --

OH... IT GETS BETTER

-- "Canada Public Health Did Not Recommend Vaccine For Air Travel" --

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "When a mortified Sofia barricades herself in a gender-neutral restroom at school, Baymax offers to buy her 'menstrual hygiene materials.' At the store, Baymax is bombarded by suggestions from helpful shoppers, including a transgender character who is wearing a transgender-flag shirt." --

AND OUT WITH THE OLD...

-- "A bust of President Abraham Lincoln and a plaque of the Gettysburg address have been removed from a Cornell University library. 'Someone complained, and it was gone.'" --

Say... I bet you're wondering what's up with the 'facial difference community.'

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

ENJOYING JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE YET?

-- "Two other individuals, Cemal Ozturk and Dogan Celik, were arrested and charged with the same offences on Friday after Toronto police officers executed a search warrant at two warehouses near Bellamy Road North and Progress Avenue. Const. Chris Long said these types of scams have become prevalent beyond Toronto’s border and have spread across eastern Canada." --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

-- "Hamilton police have arrested Owen Nathaniel Silverthorne, 21, and Janeil Gordon, 21, in connection with the murder of 39-year-old Shane Grenier, who was shot and then thrown from a vehicle back in March." --

ANXIOUSLY AWAITING TORONTO'S NEW 'PLASTIC CUTLERY' ORDINANCES

-- "A man is in critical condition in hospital after being stabbed multiple times at Yonge and Dundas outside the busy northeast corner of the Eaton Centre at around 7:23pm Tuesday. One suspect has been taken into custody." --

JUSTIN'S GREAT RESET IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "Police on Montreal's South Shore has issued a $50,000 reward to locate Youcef Bouras, 25, who is wanted in connection with the shooting death of Muhammad Adhane. Bouras has ties to Algeria, according to the Bolo notice." --

I WONDER WHICH GUN CLUB THEY BELONGED TO

-- "Six police officers are in hospital with gunshot wounds and two suspects have been killed following a shooting at a bank in Saanich, B.C., on Tuesday." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM

-- "Two people were found dead after police were called to a stabbing on Anoka Street in the city’s south end Monday night and a third person died after an “interaction” with officers who arrived on the scene." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "A knife-wielding attacker has stabbed several people in a shelter for asylum seekers in southern Germany, killing one man and wounding at least five people. Police officers detained a 31-year-old man, whose name was not given in line with German privacy policy, in front of the asylum-seekers´ shelter."  --  

"It's unclear whether the attacker is the 31-year-old man who rioted in the same refugee accommodation in Kressbronn last month, threatening others with a knife."

THIRD WORLD RULES... THIRD WORLD JUSTICE

-- "Shopkeeper Kanhaiya Lal was murdered in broad daylight in Udaipur on Tuesday, sparking tensions in the city. Two men chopped his head off and later recorded a video admitting to killing the man over a social media post." --

PRESIDENT HOUSEPLANT -- THE BODYCOUNT CONTINUES TO RISE

-- "Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has lashed out and blamed President Biden for the deaths of 50 migrants whose bodies were found abandoned in a tractor-trailer in sizzling temperatures in a suspected smuggling attempt. 'They are a result of his deadly open border policies. They show the deadly consequences of his refusal to enforce the law.'" --

IN THRALL TO SOROS AGENDA

-- "A backbone of the Biden administration's proposal includes expanding language to bring in gender identity and sexual orientation, which GFI advocated for within the memo." --

The 'Great Reset' will be Joe Biden's legacy.

AH, SCARBOROUGH... DON'T EVER CHANGE

Multiple people have been injured after an early morning shooting in Scarborough. According to police, five suspects broke into a commercial unit near Midland Avenue and Highway 401 around 1:30 a.m. The occupants were robbed and shots were fired."

YOU SAY MARTIAL LAW LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

TRUDEAU GOVERNMENT CRACKING DOWN ON HARDENED CRIMINALS

-- "Freedom Convoy leader Tamara Lich has been re-arrested in Medicine Hat, Alta., for breaching her bail conditions, her lawyers have confirmed. RCMP confirmed Lich was wanted on a Canada-wide warrant for breaching her release order but did not have further information as the arrest falls within the jurisdiction of the Medicine Hat Police Service." --

If you're not on board with this... sign the petition.  

FORGET GANGBANGERS, JUSTIN KNOWS THE REAL THREAT

-- "Ottawa city officials say they are prepared for a 'unique' Canada Day, with plans to keep anti-government protests from turning into another occupation." --

Oh my gawd... there's acually a reporter who's not in Justin's pocket.

THOSE DARNED 'BUSINESS OWNERS'

-- "Police have identified Rohan Pyne, 37, of Scarborough as the victim in Monday’s daylight fatal shooting inside a downtown business in Cobourg. Pyne was the owner of the Jamaican Patty House where the shooting occurred." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- “The shipping container was scheduled to be shipped to Nigeria,” OPP Const. Joe Brisebois told the Toronto Sun. “All vehicles were reported stolen from the Toronto area.” --

THE GUNS THAT JUSTIN IS HAVING TROUBLE FREEZING

-- "A man has been seriously injured in a shooting in Flemingdon Park at Don Mills Road south of Eglinton Avenue East, police say. a male suspect wearing all black clothing was seen fleeing the area on foot. No other description has been released." --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

-- "Hamilton police say they were called to three shootings that occurred in a span of 80 minutes on Monday." --

And...

-- "Montreal Police declined to release more details on the investigation into Boundaoui’s death or explain why it took almost a year and a half to make an arrest." --

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- "Democrats on the 51-member New York City Council approved a plan last month that allows more than 800,000 foreign nationals with green cards, visas, and work permits the opportunity to vote in citywide elections so long as they have resided in the city for at least 30 consecutive days." --

NOW IT'S TIME TO GO AFTR THE REAL TERRORISTS

-- "In another image, someone had painted, 'If abortions aren’t safe neither are you' on the brick building." --

HOW LONG WILL CANADIANS TOLERATE PM BLACKFACE?

-- "The denials have not stopped RCMP Commissioner Brenda Lucki and Former Public Safety Minister Bill Blair from being called to explain themselves in front of a parliamentary hearing. The interim days have also seen a flood of new information contradicting the government’s position." --

YOU STILL WANNA BLAME THE GUN?

-- "A Subway worker in Atlanta was shot dead and another was injured after an angry customer opened fire because they put too much mayonnaise on his sandwich, police said. officers arrested a 36-year-old male in connection with the crime Sunday night. His name has not been released at this time." --

LET'S JUST LOCK UP CRAZY PEOPLE

-- "An Arizona man has been arrested for the murder of a female UberEats driver after police found a photograph of him on the victim's cellphone, taken seconds before he allegedly shot her dead." --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

-- "A man is dead after a daylight shooting near King and Division streets in downtown Cobourg on Monday morning. No information has been released about potential suspects at this time." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH

-- "A Toronto bank employee has been stabbed several times during a robbery at Spadina Avenue and Dundas Street West. The suspect, who was last seen wearing a red hoodie, fled the scene." --

BABY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES

-- LONDON (AP) — "Prince Charles’ office has denied there was any wrongdoing in the heir to the British throne accepting bags full of cash as charity donations from a Qatari politician. The Sunday Times said the prince was given a total of 3 million euros ($3.2 million) by Sheikh Hamad bin Jassim bin Jaber Al Thani, the former prime minister of Qatar. --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "FIFA celebrating pride month after allowing one of the most homophobic countries on Earth to host the World Cup. (They only rainbow colours they care about is the green in their bank account)" --

TEACH YOUR CHILDREN... WELL... YOU KNOW

JUST CHANGE YOUR NAME TO GEORGE FLOYD U AND GET IT OVER WITH

-- "A press release states that the project will examine 'the historical and current state of the U.S. carceral system, including mass incarceration, police brutality, wrongful convictions, racial criminalization and immigrant detention.'" --

'SUSPECTED RADICALISED ISLAMIST' JUST WALKING AROUND FREE

YOU GET THE KIND OF GOVERNMENT YOU DESERVE

-- "The Iranian-born Oslo gunman was known to security services since 2015 as a 'suspected radicalised Islamist' and had a history of mental illness, Norway's PST intelligence service said." --

UPDATE: Norway names killer...

-- OSLO — A Norwegian court on Monday named the suspect in a deadly rampage at a gay bar in Oslo as Zaniar Matapour, a Norwegian citizen of Iranian origin, as the city prepared a demonstration of solidarity to honor the victims later on Monday." --

FIXING THE WORLD, ONE NAKED PARADE AT A TIME

C'MON, GUYS... BREAK OUT THE FEATHER BOAS...

-- "Abolish the Police and Prisons Pride March kicks off this morning at Nathan Phillips Square.   Participants will depart Nathan Phillips Square and march north on University Avenue stopping at key sites along the way to 'acknowledge 2SLGBTQ+ Black and racialized, and queer and trans protests and resistance.'" --

A FEW CHIMPS IN THE OINTMENT

-- "The number of confirmed monkeypox cases in Los Angeles County has jumped to 22, which health officials said has largely been spread among men who have sex with other men who have recently attended large events." --

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "Local residents say the reality of the hotel-turned-emergency shelter during COVID-19 was an enabling, urine-scented, theft and vandalism hell. A sudden rise in loitering, fires, broken retail windows — whether shelter residents were responsible or not — for many left the neighbourhood unrecognizable." --

It's a happening place. 

ONE FOR THE LADIES

-- "Segal Suleiman, 34, of Toronto has been arrested in connection with a carjacking in Toronto’s west end." --

'IF ABORTIONS AREN'T SAFE, NEITHER ARE YOU'

WELL... WE ALREADY KNEW THEY WERE WILLING TO KILL...

-- "A Colorado Christian crisis center for pregnant women was vandalized and set on fire Saturday morning, a day after the US Supreme Court reversed federal protection of abortions." --

WHY WON'T FBI INVESTIGATE THESE TERRORISTS?

-- "Enraged pro-choice protesters vowed to descend on the homes of the six conservative Supreme Court justices on Saturday after posting their addresses online in the wake Roe v. Wade being overturned." --

SPEAKING ENGLISH APPARENTLY NOT A JOB REQUIREMENT

-- "Harris, continuing to speak about overcoming political opposition, which she dubbed 'odds and the obstacles,' tried to deliver an inspirational line to the audience about overcoming the Supreme Court’s ruling." --

RELIGION OF SHOT TO PIECES

-- "Investigators said the suspect, identified as a 42-year-old Norwegian citizen originally from Iran, was arrested after opening fire at three locations in downtown Oslo. While the motive was unclear, organizers of Oslo Pride canceled a parade that was set for Saturday as the highlight of a weeklong festival." --

JUSTIN AND THE SAD TALE OF UNFROZEN GUNS

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW...

-- "Police say two people were killed and three injured in an overnight shooting at the BLVD restaurant and bar located at 1812 Simcoe Street North in Oshawa, Ont. As of late Saturday afternoon, they had not released any suspect description." --

Going after my legal, registered firearms is a Liberal publicity stunt, which will have zero effect on violent criminals. You're being scammed.

REMEMBER THAT 'TRANSPARENCY' JUSTIN PROMISED?

-- "This admission of fault came on Friday after the Mass Casualty Commission confirmed that it did not receive the entirety of RCMP superintendent Darren Campbell’s handwritten notes, including the pages that describe allegations of political interference in order to advance the Liberals’ gun-control agenda." --

ENOUGH HYSTERIA... JUST FOLLOW THE LAW OF THE LAND

"Thomas said, quoting the late Justice Antonin Scalia, 'In future cases, we should follow the text of the Constitution, which sets forth certain substantive rights that cannot be taken away, and adds, beyond that, a right to due process when life, liberty, or property is to be taken away."  -- 

"'Substantive due process conflicts with that textual command and has harmed our country in many ways. Accordingly, we should eliminate it from our jurisprudence at the earliest opportunity.'”

PRESIDENT HOUSEPLANT MAKING IT UP AS HE GOES

-- "European nations largely have abortion laws that resemble regulations supported by many Republican-led state governments. The Supreme Court issued its decision Friday as part of a case regarding a Mississippi state law banning abortion after 15 weeks of pregnancy." --

Get ready for everything to go up in flames.

THOSE DARNED 'YOUNG PEOPLE'

LEAVING ANYTHING OUT OF THAT DESCRIPTION, OFFICER?

-- "Police in York region are warning the public about a rash of robberies in which victims were 'swarmed by a large group of young people.'" --

SORRY... THE WORDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HERE ARE 'BATSHIT' AND 'CRAZY'

-- "The aunt of the 15-year-old subway surfer left clinging to life after hitting his head in Queens said Friday that her nephew is 'a good kid' who was simply 'doing what kids do.' It's the second New York subway surfing stunt in less than two weeks." --

MORE GUNS JUSTIN JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FREEZE

-- "Toronto police have obtained a Canada-wide arrest warrant for Kiarash Parzham, 30, of Richmond Hill, who they believe is responsible for a shooting in North York last week that left 28-year-old Kian Hoseyni dead." --

Apparently, it isn't ol' Kiarash's first rodeo. 

AND THE BEAT GOES ON

-- "Police are investigating following a report of a shooting at a Scarborough parking lot Thursday night." --

AND ON...

-- "The male suspect, who has been identified as 33-year-old Andy Hakh, has been charged with robbery with offensive weapon, assault with a weapon and possession of property obtained by crime." --

PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS

-- "Let's Go Brandon! This hilarious mug has the message that we are all thinking - We don't like you Sleepy Joe!" --

HERE'S A THOUGHT... KEEP KILLERS IN PRISON

CANADA... LAND OF ETERNAL FORGIVENESS...

-- "Convicted killer Natalie Pasqua was granted bail Thursday on her latest set of charges, (three offences, including a May 28 allegation of robbery), but under strict conditions that include house arrest. Pasqua was originally convicted of the 2007 second-degree murder in Prevost’s death, but after the Alberta Court of Appeal ordered a retrial the Crown accepted a guilty plea to the reduced charge of manslaughter." --

Ottawa... different city... same deal.

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "The alarming clip begins with Madheshia being handed a pistol in front of a crowd on his big day, which occurred in northern India. The husband-to-be then drops his arm and accidentally discharges the pistol, hitting a man in a white T-shirt." --

It gets better... by which I mean worse.

SMELL THAT 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

FOMENTING CIVIL WAR IS GOOD FOR THEIR BOTTOM LINE... UNTIL IT ISN'T

-- "The same rationale that the Supreme Court used to declare there was no right to abortion, he said, should also be used to overturn cases establishing rights to contraception, same-sex consensual relations and same-sex marriage." --

PM BLACKFACE HAS TO PUT HIMSELF CENTER STAGE

-- "Trudeau called the ruling 'horrific,' saying his heart “goes out to the millions of American women who are now set to lose their legal right to an abortion." --

And of course the usual commie-pinko agitators. 

IS THIS THE HILL THEY'RE WILLING TO DIE ON?

-- BREAKING: The Department of Homeland Security is communicating with Catholic Churches and pregnancy centers, telling them to be prepared for a 'Night of Rage' by pro-abortion groups pledging 'extreme violence' the night of the Dobbs decision." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN JUST CAN'T FREEZE

DUNNO, BRUH... HE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT POPULAR...

-- "Police identified the victim Friday as 45-year-old Rohan Bennett of Mississauga. One neighbour who lives in the complex told CP24 Thursday that Bennett was a well-liked member of the community." --

PLAY NICE WITH THE GOVERNMENT & COLLECT YOUR PAYOFF

"The jump to $324,000 a year was approved despite missteps including Tam’s 2020 announcement that COVID 'is largely under control' in June of 2020 and her recommendation that Canadians use Kleenex to ward off infection, Blacklock’s said."

LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD

-- "President Biden on Thursday inadvertently held up a comically detailed cheat sheet prepared by his staff instructing the gaffe-prone leader of the free world to “take YOUR seat” and to limit his remarks to '2 minutes.'" --

A PIMP BY ANY OTHER NAME...

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE...

-- "The suspect, Andrew 'Hot Boy Ryda' Pothiers-Grant, has been charged with trafficking in persons under 18 by recruiting, two counts of financial/material benefit/trafficking persons under 18, two counts of making child pornography, assault and possession of a loaded firearm." --

AND, SURPRISE, SURPRISE... HE'S A RAPPER

-- "Andrew Pothiers-Grant AKA Ryda is from Parma Court located in Toronto’s east end south of Victoria Park Ave & Eglinton Ave E. Ryda started rapping in June 2014 and debuted on a collab with SickPpl titled 'Friend.'" --

TORONTOLOGY SUBREDDIT IS ALL OVER THIS

-- "He’s fucked. One of those charges can land him 12 months. And he will be made to register as a rape hound</a> if found guilty" --

SMELL THE (COUGH, COUGH)... 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

'1-FOR-6,'... THE RNC SAID IN A FOLLOW-UP TWEET

-- "Vice President Kamala Harris' office tweeted a video of Harris sinking a basketball shot, BUT EDITED OUT HER FIRST FIVE SHOTS, which missed.  The Republican National Committee then responded Thursday with a full video of the entire sequence of events. " --

Like her boss, Kamala is a 'gaffe machine'... which as it turns out... is in perfect synchronicity with President Houseplant.

YORK REGION, ONTARIO -- THE IED CHRONICLES

NEVER MARTIAL LAW WHEN YOU REALLY NEED IT

-- "Toronto resident Michael Gatdula, 19, has been charged with multiple offences in connection with the incident, including arson with disregard for human life, unlawful possession of explosives, and use of explosives with intent to destroy property and possession to endanger life." --

MONKEYPOX PARADE COWBOYS UP!

-- "Organizers say the added security is in response to an increase in attacks on people and groups doing 2SLGBTQ+ advocacy work during Pride Month." --

What actual attacks? Well, they don't seem to be able to specify.

THE LIBERALS 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "A statue of Queen Victoria that was toppled and beheaded by 'protesters' last year outside the Manitoba legislature is beyond repair and will not be restored. While the statue was toppled in an area covered by many security cameras, no one was charged with causing the damage." --

IT GETS BETTER... BY WHICH I MEAN WORSE 

Third World culture brings third world outcomes.

-- "Viski’s death in a fatal intimate partner violence incident with an estranged partner leaves her three children without their mother. Virgioni leaves behind a seven-year-old son." --

JUSTIN'S POLITICALLY CORRECT 'FREEZE' ON GUN CRIME

NO... YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW HIS NAME...

-- "A 25-year-old Gatineau man faces a number of charges following a raid Wednesday afternoon that led to the seizure of a variety of drugs and a 9 mm calibre gun, a rifle, and ammunition. The suspect was released on a promise to appear in court at a later date." --

OR THIS POOR LAD EITHER

-- "Provincial police arrested a 37-year-old Ottawa man at a RIDE program stop and charged him with a host of weapons and drug charges. A search of the vehicle allegedly turned up a shotgun, ammunition, two extendable strike batons and brass knuckles." --

So why all the secrecy? Why protect these two criminals? 

THE MEDIA DOUBLE STANDARD

-- "If this was Fred Smith, avid deer hunter & target shooter... CBC would be planning a four part Marketplace 'Tools of Satan' extravaganza. They'd be following poor Freddie to the crapper." --

DIVINE RIGHT OF TRUDEAUS... YET AGAIN

-- "Three years after the events of the SNC-Lavalin affair, the Trudeau government is once again facing down accusations that they actively meddled in the Canadian justice system to achieve a political end." --

"This time around, it’s that Trudeau’s public safety minister pressed RCMP Commissioner Brenda Lucki to 'jeopardize” a mass-shooting investigation' so that they could push a gun control package."

NOT SO LUCKI - TRUDEAU UNDERBUSSES RCMP COMMISSIONER

-- "Speaking in Kigali, Rwanda, where he is attending a Commonwealth summit this week, Trudeau says 'there was no undue influence or pressure' put on the RCMP." --

How do people feel about Justin playing politics with their dead loved ones?

LAND OF THE BRAVE... HOME OF THE FREE

THE SECOND AMENDMENT LIVES...

"In this case, petitioners and respondents agree that ordinary, law-abiding citizens have a similar right to carry handguns publicly for their self-defense. We too agree, and now hold, consistent with Heller and McDonald, that the Second and Fourteenth Amendments protect an individual’s right to carry a handgun for self-defense outside the home."

So, what part of the legislation was deemed 'unconstitutional?'

-- 'The 'proper cause' standard allowed state officials to deny access to people who stated they simply wanted to protect themselves." --

THE LUNATIC LEFT HAS A BETTER IDEA

-- "Sports commentator Keith Olbermann responded to the Supreme Court’s pro-Second Amendment ruling Thursday by calling for the high court to be dissolved." --

Civil War 2.0... it's coming.