NOT ME, NOT MINE... NOT TODAY

WHEN SECONDS COUNT THE POLICE ARE ONLY TWENTY MINUTES AWAY...

LIZELLA, Ga. -- A woman, 67, was on a riding mower cutting her grass when the naked 25-year-old suspect tackled her off of the mower. The woman's husband, 66, tried to pull the man off of his wife but was also attacked. When the suspect continued attacking the wife again, the husband got a gun and shot the suspect.

MEANWHILE BACK IN JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S SOCIALIST PARADISE

-- "Peel Regional Police impose lockdown after an individual was seen carrying an axe at Fletcher’s Creek Sr. PS, at Hurontario Street and Ray Lawson Boulevard in Brampton." --

BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE...

"Police are investigating after human remains were found in Uxbridge, Ont., near Concession Road 6 on the town’s western edge."