RELIGION OF PEACE

-- "A gunman or gunmen opened fire in a downtown Tel Aviv neighborhood filled with bars and restaurants killing at least two people in what may be the latest in a series of terror attacks." --

"On March 22, four people were killed in a car-ramming and stabbing attack in Beersheba. In a second attack on March 27, two gunmen fatally shot two cops in Hadera. Two days later, a gunman randomly killed five people."

WELL, ABDULLAH, I GOTTA SAY, I'M LIKING OUR CHANCES HERE

-- "Ten gunmen kidnapped an 83-year-old American nun from her bed in the west African nation of Burkina Faso and destroyed almost everything in the house where she lived." --