-- "A man has been rushed to hospital following a stabbing inside a Scarborough apartment building near Ellesmere and Markham roads on Friday morning at around 9:35am." --
Or maybe Friday evening...
-- "Toronto police are looking for a suspect after one person was stabbed during an altercation at the Scarborough Town Centre Friday at 8:30pm." --
NOT THE CITY I GREW UP IN -- "Three people are dead after an SUV apparently sped through a red light, hit two pedestrians and crashed into a truck flatbed near Toronto's waterfront Thursday afternoon." --
Oh...
it gets better...
The driver, who police did not identify, was under a Canada-wide Criminal Code driving prohibition." --
WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW -- "Two people have been transported to hospital with critical injuries following a stabbing at a home on Bowles Drive Friday afternoon in Ajax." --
