SHE'S 'NUMBER ONE'

-- "Jayana Tanae Webb, 21, the woman accused of killing two Pennsylvania state troopers and a pedestrian while allegedly driving under the influence, bragged about being the 'best drunk driver ever' weeks before the killings, according to a social media post." --

UPDATE:  NO BAIL FOR 'BEST DRUNK EVER'

-- "During Tuesday's hearing, the Philadelphia District Attorney's office said Webb gave a post-Miranda Rights statement to officers that she had been drinking 'strawberry Henny' -- referring to Hennessy Cognac -- prior to the crash." --

OH, DON'T WORRY... SHE'LL BE FINE

-- "Jalil Muntaqim, formerly known as Anthony Bottom, assassinated the officers as part of the 'Black Liberation Army' in 1971." --