JUSTICE FOR JUICY

-- "Actor Jussie Smollett loudly declared himself 'innocent' in a Chicago courtroom Thursday after he was sentenced to 150 days in jail for lying to police in a staged hate crime." --

I'M WITH DAVE CHAPPELLE

-- "Such a fucking outrageous story. He said they put a rope around his neck. Has anyone here ever been to Chicago? Yes! All right. All right, so you’ve been there. Now, tell me, how much rope do you remember seeing? Who the fuck is carrying rope? Like, when did you get mugged, nigga, in 1850? - Who’s got rope? – Who’s got rope? Man, that shit was awful." --

CRAZIER THAN A SHITHOUSE MOUSE

-- "Actor Jussie Smollett will undergo a mental health assessment before serving his stint in jail after yelling eight times that he is 'not suicidal' during his sentencing hearing Thursday in Chicago." --