PUTIN BLAMES THE 'NAZIS'... JUST LIKE JUSTIN

-- "Russia blocked access to Facebook on Friday and threatened to punish anyone spreading 'false information' about its armed forces with as much as 15 years in prison, clamping down on free speech more aggressively than at any other point in President Vladimir V. Putin’s 22 years in power." --

SHSHHHH... IT'S A SECRET

-- "Two more of Vladimir Putin's top military chiefs have been killed after personally charging to the battlefield to rescue their stalled invasion." --