COPS ROUND UP LOCAL FARMERS, HUNTERS, SKEET SHOOTERS

-- TORONTO - "A shooting in the area of Weston Road and Lawrence Avenue West Saturday afternoon left one man with serious injuries." --

NO GUN NO PROBLEM

-- "A man is in hospital after being stabbed in Etobicoke in the area of Lake Shore Boulevard West west of Kipling Avenue, around 10:45PM Saturday night." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- Milad Rahimi, 34, who was fatally shot in a North Vancouver parking lot Friday had gang connections according to the North Vancouver RCMP. Police believe it was a targeted incident. --

Ohmigawd... you mean it wasn't a random bullet falling out of the sky?