NO GUN NO PROBLEM

-- "Three people have been transported to hospital following a stabbing near Weston Road and St. Clair Avenue West in Toronto’s Stockyards District." --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

-- "Durham Region Police say they have recovered the remains of Kandis Fitzpatrick in the area of Secreto Drive and Britannia Avenue East in Oshawa - a victim of convicted murderer Adam Strong." --

THOSE DARNED 'BARRIE' MEN

-- "Two men believed to be in their 20s were transported to hospital with serious injuries following a shooting in Barrie Tuesday evening." --