HOW DOES THE BABYLONBEE COMPETE WITH THIS?

-- "Administrators at Georgetown Law are considering implementing a 'cry room' on campus, so that offended students have a place to go to if they 'need to break down.'   This comes after students took offense to constitutional law scholar Ilya Shapiro’s tweets criticizing President Joe Biden’s 'affirmative action' Supreme Court nomination process." --

“Is there an office they can go to?” the student asked. “I don’t know what it would look like, but if they want to cry, if they need to break down, where can they go? Because we’re at a point where students are coming out of class to go to the bathroom to cry.”