HOLD THE MAYO

-- "Kristofer Erlbacher, 29, has been sentenced to life in prison in the US after killing Caleb Solberg, 30, in a fight over Erlbacher spreading mayonnaise over Mr Solberg’s food. Erlbacher ran over Mr Solberg with his pickup truck three times on 17 December 2020." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH

"Career criminal Max Tutiven was intent on his getaway. He stuck Jayesh Prajapati, 44, with the front passenger side of his SUV, pulling the man’s body under the vehicle as witnesses screamed at him to stop. Prajapati remained trapped as Tutiven sped down Roselawn Ave. for approximately 78 metres before his body was finally dislodged."

He had a record of 69 convictions. Where is Canada's 'three strikes' law?