-- "Toronto Police are searching for suspects after they say two men were stabbed several times in a Malvern parking lot at Tapscott Road and Finch Avenue Eastearly Saturday morning. A group had reportedly gathered in a commercial centre parking lot when a dispute broke out between several people." --What... you think I'm making this up?
THE WILD, WILD WEST:
-- "Police say several bullets hit a northeast Calgary home in what they believe was a targeted drive-by shooting. The investigation is ongoing, but no suspects or vehicle descriptions are available at this time." --Just another day in Justin's peaceable 'Post National' state.