HAVE YOUR CAKE AND, WELL... YOU KNOW

-- “It’s definitely awkward because Lia still has male body parts and is still attracted to women,” the swimmer said. Thomas has reportedly told her teammates that she dates women." --

IT GETS BETTER, BY WHICH I MEAN WORSE

-- "A Los Angeles County judge on Thursday ordered Hannah Tubbs, 26, a transgender California woman, to serve two years in a juvenile facility after she pleaded guilty to sexually assaulting a 10-year-old girl in 2014." --

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

-- "'I knew I was in trouble as soon as I saw the category of ‘Grade School Biology’,' said Schneider. 'I avoided the category until the very end.'" --