-- "A Chicago teenager who pleaded guilty to murdering Elias Valdez, 15, in a bad drug deal was given a wrist-slap sentence of three-years probation this week. -- 'I see a child like you who has two parents concerned with his welfare … a bright kid with a bright future, and I wonder what are you doing in my courtroom.'" --You sure don't have to be a lawbreaker to get the Chi-raq treatment.