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08 December 2021

EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE I'M TWO YEARS OLD

SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE... 

 Wait... I understood there was a 400,000 case backlog of surgeries & treatments in Canada...
-- "Eileen de Villa, Toronto's top doctor says she is taking a brief leave of absence in order to have surgery following the results of a mammogram." --
What... you don't believe me?
-- "Over half a million fewer surgeries have been performed since start of COVID-19." --
Guess I underestimated.

NOT SKETCHY AT ALL:
"The Food and Drug Administration is asking a judge to give it 75 years to produce data concerning the Pfizer and BioNTech vaccine, up 20 years from a previous request."
I'm from the government... I'm here to protect you.