24 HOURS IN LOCKUP... THAT'LL TEACH HIM!

-- "The Texas student who allegedly opened fire at his high school Wednesday, injuring four people, including a teacher, was sprung from jail on Thursday afternoon." --

YEAH THAT SOUNDS PERFECTLY REASONABLE:

-- "Simpkins’ family has said he was being bullied and brought a handgun to school to defend himself." --

SHOOTER'S FAMILY CELEBRATES BIG WIN:

-- "The Texas teen who injured four people when he allegedly opened fire at his high school celebrated his release from jail with a twisted welcome home party – even as one of the victims remains in a coma." --

TEH CHILDRUN IS R FUTUR:

-- "A Covington High School student in Louisiana's St. Tammany Parish School district was arrested after assaulting a disabled teacher, slapping her out of her wheelchair and striking her repeatedly." --